How Amusing

[thenolifeking]

Have you thought this through? I don't think you have. I don't think you have considered just what you're about to unleash on those cretins. You're putting me in a game with no Integra, no Hellsing, not even a Seras to help out those other muses and mundanes.

[The great vampire grins wide - both amused and slightly annoyed.]

Truly, my Mundane, you are either far more devious than I ever gave you credit, or an idiot yourself. That you're searching for a second game that will hopefully have an Integra might rule out idiocy.

[His fingers steeple together just at his chin.]

Do try and remember my favorite way to handle idiots.

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[kidwiththeleash]

And just where do you think you're going?

[...Okay, that sounded a lot less unsure and way more badass in her head.]

[thenolifeking]

To an American city called Vegas if the fools approve me.

[His eyes turn in his Master's direction.]

I won't be gone long.

[There's that grin, all sharp teeth and deadly. God of Mischief or not, he plans to deal with this issue quickly.]

[kidwiththeleash]

I would hope not.

[Oh God, who is even going to keep an eye on him?]

[thenolifeking]

Master, you sound worried.

[He didn't sound worried though. Then again he never did. As for keeping an eye on him, well that would be enjoyable part of this little 'vacation'.]

[kidwiththeleash]

Just where did you get that idea from?

[Because you're little and still aren't quite that good at hiding your feelings yet, Integra.]

[thenolifeking]

You should worry for them.

[He watches her with a low chuckle.]

[blockhead_bruiser]

Why Grandma... what big teeth you have!

[thenolifeking]

Quaint. 'All the better to eat you with' - isn't that the line?

[blockhead_bruiser]

Nah, I think it was something like "vampires have no sense of humor".

[thenolifeking]

You're wit is astounding, truly.

[blockhead_bruiser]

As is your crankiness, if I'm honest.

I mean really, it's as if every vampire I've ever met has a stick shoved somewhere unpleasant.

[thenolifeking]

You believe I am cranky.

[That amused look returned.]

Most of them do because I put them there.

[blockhead_bruiser]

You'd probably get along pretty well with one of the ones I'm more familiar with.

She's about as sociable as a dead cat sometimes.

[thenolifeking]

I'm sure it has nothing to do with your scintillating conversation.

[Smirk]

[blockhead_bruiser]

Oh? And what would it have to do with, then?

[thenolifeking]

You don't hear a lot of sarcasm, do you?

[blockhead_bruiser]

Seems you don't either.

Though I've gotta admit you've got patience.

Most sane people would've tried to slap me around three times by now.

[thenolifeking]

My Master hasn't ordered your death. [A beat] But that only gives one so much room.

1/2

[blockhead_bruiser]

Tougher things than bloodsuckers have tried to take me out before..

2/2

[blockhead_bruiser]

And besides, dying's never stopped me either.

Re: 2/2

[thenolifeking]

Is that so? [Now he looks intrigued and a touch thrilled] Most things I kill don't get back up again. It's so much more fun when they do.

[blockhead_bruiser]

Well then, shall we dance, Granny?

[thenolifeking]

I will enjoy watching you die.

[blockhead_bruiser]

Heh, you're bound for disappointment then!

[And here he comes with something surprisingly simple, a lunging punch, really Rakan? Then again... There was that one time he leveled a mountain on accident.]

[thenolifeking]

I doubt that.

[The heavy Casull fires off a single shot towards his incoming opponent. The vampire doesn't even dodge the punch - smiling when it connects.]

[blockhead_bruiser]

[Rakan produces a small card into his hand almost instantaneously, it reshaping itself into a long tendril-like blade to deflect the Casull's shell, while still following through with the punch, which would have more than enough force to level a small house.]

Adeat!

[And with that, thousands of swords of varying sizes, from simple daggers to blades the size of a city bus come raining down from above to impale themselves into the battlefield.]

[2ndhellsingpet]

Master?

[thenolifeking]

What is it, Police Girl?

[tres_iqus]

Mundanes fail to use logical thinking 67% of the time. The outcome is human term 'idiocy'.

[thenolifeking]

Humans are entirely too complicated.

[tres_iqus]

Positive. But that is what makes them interesting.

[thenolifeking]

And amusing. They always change and stay the same.

[tres_iqus]

Negative. Not always.

[thenolifeking]

We'll have to agree to disagree.

[trickyfire]

Muns and intelligent don't really go together often it seems.

On a side note, MY mun seems to be a fan of yours.

[thenolifeking]

I thought I had her properly trained after three apocalyptic scenarios.

[The finger tap of annoyance follows.]

It's always nice when someone admires my work. It doesn't happen often.

[heardyoucall]

Mundanes are anything but devious.

They're all just stupid brats who don't know what they want.

[thenolifeking]

And yet, [He grins wide.] they are the ones in control.

[heardyoucall]

You don't need to remind me.

[genuine_human]

What will you do, Alucard, without the restraints of your master bound tightly to your neck? No, but I should not expect much. After all, you are but a monster that lacks all the strength of will a true human possesses.

You will remain ever loyal to the fraulein no matter how distant you are from her.

[thenolifeking]

You're right and you're wrong, mad little Major.

I will return to my Master, and any that foolishly stand in my way will die. Then I will deal with you and your army of inferior roaches.

I might even look forward to it.

[genuine_human]

"Mad"? Oh, I don't want to hear that from a monster as irredeemable as you are. ... Regardless, I have doubts. I fully understand that my actions are absolutely and unquestionably amoral. Oh, and this so-called madness? I rather enjoy it!

But nevermind that. I am excited to see that you are prepared for another war with me. Yes, this is how it should be. Just as in London, I will destroy you. And I will be destroyed by you. Infinitely, again and again, with nary an end in sight.