dear_mun | (no subject)

bullshit
there is not a less accurate thing anyone could ever possibly say when it comes to our fucking lives
i mean
on a scale of absolute undeniable truth to fox news
yolo is right down there at the goddamn bottom

who said i was saying anything about quote our fucking lives unquote
i mean
yeah basically shit hits the fan and we keep dying and coming back and dying again
like
look at you
and back to me
and all the other mes out there running around
even though all that shits kind of unimportant now
for all i know were probably yoltwohundredthousand or basically however many times
so let me just cut out all that bullshit and skip a little ahead and say
that
i wasnt talking about us

... What?

are you kidding me or are you for real
because i mean damn
thats some pretty serious lack of vocabulary right there

You can't expect everyone to know what you're going on about.

okay
well if you really dont know
then
i guess ill tell you
here goes
please hold onto your valuables and check your seatbelts are secured tightly

you only live once

... Is that it?

what do you mean
is that it
more like
oh
youre just blown away by now with how unbelievably deep it is
yeah thats right

Y'know, you're just as infuriating as the Dave in the game that I'm in. I don't know what it is about my mun wanting me to associate with you. Because every time we speak, game or not, I get nothing but headaches and disappointment.

the strider swag tend to have that effect on people yeah
seriously i cant even walk down the street to buy apple juice without some bitches falling all over my feet
clutching their heads
and crying
its kind of inconvenient really

I don't see the big deal about you. You're just like any other jerk I've met.

whoa ok there
hey
no need to go and hurt a guys feelings like that

You're capable of feelings things?

no shit
i mean ok i cant expect just everyone to be as unironically cool as me
so like they say
if a mountain cant come to mohammed etc

And so far, you seem like the opposite of cool.

ok
now im thinking youre just saying it for the sake of having the upper hand last word

Not at all. As someone who's friends with the coolest guy, I can definitely say that you're the opposite of him.

come on
give me a fucking break
what you think is cool isnt even ironically cool
its so uncool that its like
a negative of cool
-cool

( ... a sigh. )

Alright, alright. I'm sure you're cool in your own way.

are you....
trying to yodel? :T

oh
hey sup
haha
no
i mean can you even imagine me yodel
belive me i could make the goddamn stars explode with only a few lines of my sick rhymes
but yodelling?
give me a break

i didnt think so, but you can never be too careful :P
and leave the stars alone, mr. strider
i am pretty sure they fall in my domain now
but what is 'yolo,' anyway?

oh no
dont tell me
youre another one of those poor unenlightened souls who doesnt know what yolo is
come on jade i had hopes for you

if he is an actor you know i dont watch a lot of movies :|

no
okay ill be nice and tell you i guess
even though you can always google this shit up
seriously
it just basically stands for you only live once
got it?

why google when i can just dave it? :P
anyway
*yolouyps

ok now what does that stand for

jeez dave
you could just use google, but i guess i will do you a solid!!
you only live once unless you play sburb
:P