What rock did you crawl out from under, good sir - and more importantly, can I put you back?

[oceansbane]

And a good morning to you, too, Mundane - if only in a ridiculously technical sense.

Don't think that I haven't seen the irony; I already know what you're going to tell me. After all of the yelling I've done to be let off that island - after all the bargaining, negotiating, flat-out threatening that I've done...after all of that, you think I've come crawling back. To ask you to be let back on.

And you know what? I'm a reasonable man on good days. And today has been a good day. So maybe I'll let you have your little point. But this issue runs far, far deeper than that, and you know it.

Five months since the last time I had to give you a few small suggestions, isn't it? And I haven't been seen since. Did you really think that I would just fall silent? That you could forget about Team Magma - about my goals? That I would let you forget?

Because if that's the case, then you don't know me at all anymore.

So start reading, Mundane. It's been a while since I've been so close to the surface here, and once we're done having this little chat, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do.

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[oceansbane]

[...okay, that's...

...uh.]

...what.

[magmaticflamberge]

Th-there's no way you're ever going to like me again, is there?

But it's so hard to forget you, Maxie...

[oceansbane]

[Oh, facepalm.]

...now, this - this is pusillanimous.

[magmaticflamberge]

... It is, isn't it... I... I am very sorry, Maxie.

[oceansbane]

You always are.

Prove that you've actually learned something and maybe I'll start listening to you.