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dear_mun2012-04-15 12:30 am
oceansbane) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-15 12:30 am
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What rock did you crawl out from under, good sir - and more importantly, can I put you back?
And a good morning to you, too, Mundane - if only in a ridiculously technical sense.
Don't think that I haven't seen the irony; I already know what you're going to tell me. After all of the yelling I've done to be let off that island - after all the bargaining, negotiating, flat-out threatening that I've done...after all of that, you think I've come crawling back. To ask you to be let back on.
And you know what? I'm a reasonable man on good days. And today has been a good day. So maybe I'll let you have your little point. But this issue runs far, far deeper than that, and you know it.
Five months since the last time I had to give you a few small suggestions, isn't it? And I haven't been seen since. Did you really think that I would just fall silent? That you could forget about Team Magma - about my goals? That I would let you forget?
Because if that's the case, then you don't know me at all anymore.
So start reading, Mundane. It's been a while since I've been so close to the surface here, and once we're done having this little chat, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do.
Don't think that I haven't seen the irony; I already know what you're going to tell me. After all of the yelling I've done to be let off that island - after all the bargaining, negotiating, flat-out threatening that I've done...after all of that, you think I've come crawling back. To ask you to be let back on.
And you know what? I'm a reasonable man on good days. And today has been a good day. So maybe I'll let you have your little point. But this issue runs far, far deeper than that, and you know it.
Five months since the last time I had to give you a few small suggestions, isn't it? And I haven't been seen since. Did you really think that I would just fall silent? That you could forget about Team Magma - about my goals? That I would let you forget?
Because if that's the case, then you don't know me at all anymore.
So start reading, Mundane. It's been a while since I've been so close to the surface here, and once we're done having this little chat, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do.
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[because jfc the mun is ridiculous it's been five months
but he is currently feeling rather amazing ngl so maybe things can be forgiven eventually
you know
after the victory and all
one that does not end in a complete noodle incident of a takeover attempt
we don't discuss last august]
It's good to see that your loyalty hasn't shifted any; I didn't doubt that would be the case, of course - but I must say that between you and Mack, this is looking really promising.
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[[LAST AUGUST, UM.
...
SHIT WAS SO HOENN]]
You should never worry about that! We're gunna take those Aqua rogues down, if I've gotta do it one by one!
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Oh, you will get your chance, make no mistake about that.
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the greatest cool]]
Have ya got any plans in the pipeline, sir?!
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[LOOSE TRANSLATION: HELL NO I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE PLANS
WE'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE THIS SHIT UP AS WE GO
AS ONE DOES WHEN THEY TRY TO SHIFT THE BALANCE OF NATURE]
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[[FUCK YEAH LET'S GO SHIFT THE HELL OUT OF THIS NATURE THING
WHAT BALANCE?????? WHAT LOGIC??????]]
I can't wait to see the look on Archie's smug face when his precious ocean shrivels to dust!
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[WE'RE HOENNITES, WE DON'T LOGIC
IT'S IN OUR CONTRACTS, REMEMBER]
It really is wonderful to see you again, you know.
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b-boss ;A;]]
It's so good to see you too, sir!!
[[THESE FEELS.......]]
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Excellent.