Magma Leader Maxie (
oceansbane) wrote in
dear_mun2012-04-15 12:30 am
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What rock did you crawl out from under, good sir - and more importantly, can I put you back?
And a good morning to you, too, Mundane - if only in a ridiculously technical sense.
Don't think that I haven't seen the irony; I already know what you're going to tell me. After all of the yelling I've done to be let off that island - after all the bargaining, negotiating, flat-out threatening that I've done...after all of that, you think I've come crawling back. To ask you to be let back on.
And you know what? I'm a reasonable man on good days. And today has been a good day. So maybe I'll let you have your little point. But this issue runs far, far deeper than that, and you know it.
Five months since the last time I had to give you a few small suggestions, isn't it? And I haven't been seen since. Did you really think that I would just fall silent? That you could forget about Team Magma - about my goals? That I would let you forget?
Because if that's the case, then you don't know me at all anymore.
So start reading, Mundane. It's been a while since I've been so close to the surface here, and once we're done having this little chat, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do.
Don't think that I haven't seen the irony; I already know what you're going to tell me. After all of the yelling I've done to be let off that island - after all the bargaining, negotiating, flat-out threatening that I've done...after all of that, you think I've come crawling back. To ask you to be let back on.
And you know what? I'm a reasonable man on good days. And today has been a good day. So maybe I'll let you have your little point. But this issue runs far, far deeper than that, and you know it.
Five months since the last time I had to give you a few small suggestions, isn't it? And I haven't been seen since. Did you really think that I would just fall silent? That you could forget about Team Magma - about my goals? That I would let you forget?
Because if that's the case, then you don't know me at all anymore.
So start reading, Mundane. It's been a while since I've been so close to the surface here, and once we're done having this little chat, we've got a lot of reminiscing to do.

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he was beginning to think you may have finally decided this place is too mainstream]
Is that so? Well, we wouldn't want to disappoint her, would we.
[It's been too long, you bastard.]
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Of course not. She's been having it far too easy recently.
It's a shame. She's barely thought about me in months. [ ... he sounds so very hurt right now. ]
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Really, you're not alone in that situation, but we'll remedy that. They have no choice in the matter.