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[little_cal]

I don't know why you find this song amusing mundane.

The Batterwitch is stupid if she thinks she could beat Dirk.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Fuck that bitch!

[little_cal]

Yeah!

[He knows it's just a fan song but it doesn't make him happy.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

My mun wonders if she's the same person that keeps coming after me. She's a total fishbitch too!

[little_cal]

My mun thinks it's the adult Batterwitch and leader of Derse.

At least the girl that comes after you tried to save the world once.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah well i don't like her one bit regardless of who she is. I hate all of them, Cal.

[little_cal]

The daughter-ish-troll thing of the Batterwitch is the only directly nice on in the bunch.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh, Feferi? yeah she's been pretty ok, I guess. Still don't trust her, though

[little_cal]

She's nice I promise. I think Eridan picked up on enough evilness for the both of them. Human Eridan is cool though.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[JUST THIS FACE]

...Yeah I can understand that. Me and Eridan don't really get on too well.

[little_cal]

The human Eridan is cool like I said though.

He's in a relationship with the human versions of Feferi and Sollux. I'm glad he found a way to be happy.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I dont think I've ever met him! Usually I just have to deal with the troll ones and we sort of clash. Sometimes.

But yeah going back to the original point, Dirk could totally kick that witch's ass.

[little_cal]

Oh yeah definitely. I mean he was already kicking her behind with the puns in the song.

HAHHAHAHAHA OMG you just made my day

[krypton]

[ Behind those stupid ironic glasses, his eyes widen a bit. Was that who he thought it was? ]

Lil Cal?

[ No questions were going to be asked, this was too cool. ]

I was wondering when a Dirk would tag him!

[little_cal]

[Smiling as he saw Dirk he was tempted to hug him but he just nodded and offered him a fist-bump.]

Yeah it's me Dirk.

I'M SURPRISED THAT ONE HASN'T SOONER... every dirk should have his own lil cal B)

[krypton]

Cool.

[ Awww yiss! Have a fist bump Lil Cal. ]

Don't worry about what your mun says, they do this on purpose to aggravate us.

[ Can he still carry Lil Cal on his shoulder? He is now attempting to scoop him up... ]

Yeah really! Bro and some Daves tagged though.

[little_cal]

[He weighed quite a bit more than the doll but he was still light enough for Dirk to carry.]

Yeah I'm just annoyed he liked that song for The Batterwitch.

<3

[krypton]

[ Awkwardly he tries balancing him in his arms, however he doesn't fit on his shoulder so he just carries him... ]

Sounds like he has bad taste in music, that is annoying.

[little_cal]

Though to be fair your part in the song is good. Whoever wrote your part of it did a pretty good job.

[krypton]

[ That compliment earns a smile from Dirk and a headpat for Lil Cal, because Lil Cal is the shit ]

Thanks, bro.

[little_cal]

No problem.

[He smiles at the headpat. He doesn't really feel like telling Dirk that he's at least 29 if not older.]