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[atwar]

So! You wish to test your mettle with Asgard's finest? An endeavor I can respect, but the juvenile games you play waste my time. Find me a true challenge and we will be in accord.

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[inquisitive_nature]

So it is true: the gods do reflect those who would pay them worship.

[atwar]

Or perhaps they merely reflect themselves and no other. Were I to be how others choose to see me, I would not be as I truly am.

[inquisitive_nature]

As you ... truly are. An interesting question to ask of many of those in Asgard.

[atwar]

What do you know of Asgard?

[inquisitive_nature]

I am a servant of Tiamat, the Dragon Queen. As one of her battle-priests, it is expected that I know of the other deities worshiped and known 'round the world.

[atwar]

What tales mortals tell have little in common with the truth of our realm.

[inquisitive_nature]

Is that so?

[atwar]

It is.

[inquisitive_nature]

And what are those in the kingdom of Wodin?

[atwar]

We are the keepers of peace between the realms sheltered by Yggdrasil's branches; if mortals believe us gods, it is only we protect them so. [ we're like america bitch ]

[inquisitive_nature]

...

Heh. [That's a most incredulous scoff.]

[atwar]

That amuses you.

[inquisitive_nature]

I am to believe the gods of Asgard maintain cosmic peace when they cannot even maintain control of one of their own.

[atwar]

Her arms are mighty, and her reach long; yes, you would do well to believe we risk ourselves so your realm remains safe from others, and gladly.