(most likely homeless forever because what) Potential fateverse spoilers in comments, ahoy!

[allpurposekitchenknives]

Don't worry, Mun dearie, there's an easy way to solve your problems!

What are you talking about, you ask? Oh, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. You just don't want to consider it.

Well, in the end, it's up to you!

Comments

[eighteen_winters]

Your the Grail...?

[celloknight]

........................

[allpurposekitchenknives]

"Hello" to you too, Illya dear.

[allpurposekitchenknives]

[eighteen_winters]

...What kind of horrid magic is this?

[allpurposekitchenknives]

You'd have to ask your grandmother and her friends for the details, since I wasn't born quite yet.

They might be hanging around, since this place doesn't have much in the way of timeline coherency!

[celloknight]

.....................................Gross...

B-but cute......

[allpurposekitchenknives]

"Gross"? That's a little mean!

But I'll forgive you for the compliment.

[eighteen_winters]

It was a rhetorical question, you drooling oddity. I very well know how the grail works.

[chaos_that_crawls]

Your mun will seek it out in time. She may not choose to do so, but the temptation always lurks in the deepest shadows. Listen to the whispers.

[allpurposekitchenknives]

Well, then you should know very well what's inside of me. Don't you think it's a bit cruel to talk that way?

[allpurposekitchenknives]

Or maybe they'll just crash and burn, first. We'll see!

[chaos_that_crawls]

Don't tell me that isn't also a desired result.

[allpurposekitchenknives]

Don't worry, I won't.

[celloknight]

I...don't know...--there's a lot of drool...

.......Is this a dream? Am I dreaming again?

[eighteen_winters]

My family wished for me to die for the sake of some stupid war! I'm not going to have anything nice to say of anything they've done.

[allpurposekitchenknives]

Actually, it's a little different, but I guess you can call it that if you want to. You'll probably forget all about this after you wake up, after all.

[allpurposekitchenknives]

Hehe. Oh, poor, dear Justeaze. Her own granddaughter doesn't care for her much, it seems.

[celloknight]

Ah, it's a dream after all then?!

...Does this mean I can...hug you?

[allpurposekitchenknives]

...

You may, but I don't know if you'll like the consequences...

[Do you really want to touch that poisonously purple goop, lady?]

[celloknight]

[You are grosscute. She wants to get rid of you and love you at the same time.]

...Well you are rather...moist...

[thekingisnotalone]

I was aware that the Grail was not a drinking vessel, however this was not the form I had expected it to take.

[metallic_corruption]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH. SUCH CORRUPTION... ALL THE EVILS OF HUMANITY ARE PRESENT HERE IN THIS VESSEL. I SHALL CONSUME YOU AND INCREASE MY POWER A HUNDERED FOLD!

[allpurposekitchenknives]

[He's unfortunately hard to get rid of.]

Well, it's up to you!

[allpurposekitchenknives]

That makes me wonder what you were expecting, Rider dear.