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dear_mun2012-04-13 09:17 pm
thearseman) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-13 09:17 pm
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All right, mate, now you look here. I put up with a lot of shit, and I do mean a lot, but... no. Just no. That is really going too far. Here. Here is a line. I'm drawing one, in the sand, and you... you my friend, you aren't going to cross it. You got that?
I mean, come on. Have you really thought this through? Think about it. Are you really ready to reduce a man of my complexities to a game? 'Cause I have to tell you, I don't think you are. No offence, or anything, but you just aren't there yet. You haven't even thought what colour you want me label yet, whatever that means. Let alone anything else.
Now, all right, I know you're pretty set on all this, but there's no need for you to get upset over it. Unlike you, I've been thinking. I've come up with a compromise. How about that, then?
So, here's the deal. You get to apply the whiny little bastard who lives inside me, and I stay right where I am. That's more than fair, I reckon. Less pressure on the both of us, in't there?
I mean, come on. Have you really thought this through? Think about it. Are you really ready to reduce a man of my complexities to a game? 'Cause I have to tell you, I don't think you are. No offence, or anything, but you just aren't there yet. You haven't even thought what colour you want me label yet, whatever that means. Let alone anything else.
Now, all right, I know you're pretty set on all this, but there's no need for you to get upset over it. Unlike you, I've been thinking. I've come up with a compromise. How about that, then?
So, here's the deal. You get to apply the whiny little bastard who lives inside me, and I stay right where I am. That's more than fair, I reckon. Less pressure on the both of us, in't there?
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What would the accurate assessment be, then?
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It's about average, in't it? I'd say the bigger end of average if I'm completely honest. It's nothing to get on me high horse about, but it's not like I've got something to be ashamed of, either.
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It's not like you know how to use it, anyway. Can't say I walked away satisfied. [ why is she talking about this? why is she talking about this? ]
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I can assure you, I am much improved, and if you weren't with Simon then I would be more than happy to show you what I've learned since then.
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I think I'll take your word - [ wait, wrong move. ] - I'll pass, yeah? [ major deadpan. ] I'll miss out on the greatest sex I'll ever have because of Simon.
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Right. And that is terrible. That is absolutely tragic. I'm sorry for you. I really am.
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You coming to this shit hole or what?
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sjdkfljskd yay!
Just got to get on with app writing...
Now, why exactly should I be listening to you? I am more than capable of making right decisions on me own.
do i get to threaten you?
here, her tone gets firmer. listen to her, rudy. ] Because this place is fucking dangerous, alright? We've already lost Kelly and you before. And people die here.
No. :|
People die. Oh, well, that's just fantastic, isn't it? You know what? Your mun's a dick for talking mine into this.
:( i can never have any fun.
You're a dick for not listening! [ she agrees, btw. ] People fucking die. It's not all sunshine and rainbows, yeah? You can't be a complete twat when you get here. People are dangerous.
[ why is she even trying to look out for you? ]
... Your mun is an idiot for listening.
That's because your fun is horrible.
Yeah, I know. I never said he weren't.
but talking to you is fun. does that mean it is horrible?
You don't say a lot of things - or be a lot of things - do you?
[ since he is just annoying, she'll bring back their cute letter thing. ]
Dear Rudy, don't get fucking killed or else I will kill you myself. Love, Alisha.
Yes.
:(
P.S. I've added a slap to your face if you don't end up in this city, yeah?