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[artofdistress]

Oh come, come, sweetheart, there's no need to hide away!

I know this is your first time playing a canon character, and I'm thankful that you would choose myself over somepony else since I have been ignored and denied a chance to socialise for a while now, but you simply must stop hiding away if you are going to be playing me. It's rude to keep a lady waiting.

There is nothing to be afraid of. It's just a minor case of stage fright, that's all, and all we need is some rehearsal together. I would even be willing to participate in a game after, if that's what you so desire~?

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[shine_on_armor]

You look familiar, but I can't place it...

It's a shame. I'm usually so good with names.

[brokethefourthwall]

Oh! A game! Good idea, Rarity!

[Pinkie just so happens to have a pile of board games stashed away in this conveniently placed tree.]

[artofdistress]

How could you not know who I am? My styles are know far and wide across Equestria. [She's not mad, just shocked! There should be a law passed that not a soul be denied of the quality fashions!]

I'll have you know I designed for the princess on many occasion! AHEM. Allow me to introduce myself.

[She goes about posing herself ready for a magnificent introduction, backlights and all.]

I, am Rarity, je suis magnifique et je courir le Carousel Boutique! And yourself?

[artofdistress]

Oh, no no no Pinkie! Not that type of game.

I'm talking about the type of game where one pretends to be somepony else!

[Come to think of it, where did the tree come from? Really Rarity, Pinkie's antics shouldn't surprise you anymore...]

[shine_on_armor]

Shining Armor. Knight at the royal palace.

Wait. How do you not know who I am? My face has been in the papers for months. I'm marrying Princess Cadence soon.

[robot_dash]

[And then came a robot version of one your closest friends, luckily it hasn't noticed you.]

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

1/2

[brokethefourthwall]

Oh. Okay...

[She pouts, slowly puts her box of Maneopoly back into the tree.]

2/2

[brokethefourthwall]

[...And then she springs right back.]

Those are a lot of fun, too! Can I be a pirate? I bet Gummy would look great as a little parrot~. Bawk! [Hee.]

[artofdistress]

BWWHHAAAT?? [Oh my! ROYALTY! Better pick up the pieces fast Rarity, you're loosing your fabulous composure!]

Oh, oh my, I, eheheh... [She begins to nervously fidget on the spot.] I'm ever so sorry Shining Armor, I... I must have gotten so caught up with my work, I didn't even notice! Or maybe I forgot o-or...

I'm ever so sorry! [She promptly raises her hoof to her forhead and baws out her words. She possibly couldn't be making this any more dramatic than it need be.] Ohh, Celestia have SHAME on me!

[shine_on_armor]

... Hang on a second! I remember where I saw you now!

You're one of Twilight's friends, aren't you?

[artofdistress]

Umm... Sure. You can be whateeeever your imagination can patch together.

[Now there's a thought.] Are you playing now? Because you can't be a pirate if you don't look like a pirate, surely.

[brokethefourthwall]

Well, I am playing. But I'm not a pirate.

[Giggle. Blink.]

Not yet, at least~!

[artofdistress]

Wh- Why yes! [PERFECT! She perks up immediately and shoots over to Shining's side. Your reputation is saved, Rarity!]

Twilight is a very dear friend of mine. Very close mm-hmm! How did you know?

[shine_on_armor]

Well, the Princess shares the letters Twilight writes with our mom and dad.

[artofdistress]

Well we shall soon fix that!

[She searches about and manages to find some newspaper that somepony carelessly left behind, folding it delicately into a paper hat. She gathers some twigs and various sized leaves and makes as fashionable a broach for the hat as you'd expect from tree parts.]

There! It's not much, but it will make do for a while.

If you pop around to the boutique later with Gummy I'm sure I can make an outfit for you both~.

[brokethefourthwall]

[Pinkie gasps in excitement, delicately placing the paper hat atop her mane. It sinks in lightly, before bobbing lightly in the pony's curls.]

You're the best, Rarity!

[artofdistress]

[Rarity decides she's going to try and avoid the metal monstrosity currently at an unsafe distance.]

[artofdistress]

Oh, oh myyy [She giggles nervously, the intrusion is quite embarrassing.

But it is still nice that Celestia would share what they'd learnt with others.]

[robot_dash]

[The machine stops to scan the area for victims problems that need fixing... and long and behold, look what it finds.]

[Organic life form found. Weapons charging.]

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG.

[Now would be a good time to run Rarity.]

[elementofloyalty]

Tell your mun to get some more confidence!

[Of course Rainbow Dash thinks it's just that easy.]

[shine_on_armor]

Don't worry, it's just some of her letters. The ones that have pictures of you guys, or that talk about what you've done.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Muns should know it's all about presentation~