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[intheinterestof]

Really, Miss...Mun? Really?

I've tolerated the change of location. I've tolerated your insistent demand that we rehash my embarrassing school days. I even tolerated you changing my gender because you get some sick, mad kick out of it, but all of this talk about joining games? The line needs to be drawn.

Regardless of the fact that I have no interest in being part of any of these ridiculous settings you keep coming across--and don't even get me started on the class of people that flock to them, I can't really be expected to socialize with anyone of...that sad caliber-- you've already said enough that you don't have the time to keep up with them.

...And don't you dare say that you're only looking into them because you want me to have more friends because we both know that's a pile of dragonshit.

How about you do us both a favor and give up this foolish little whim of yours? If you really want something else to do with me, you could always get off your arse and focus on those unfinished stories you keep dragging your feet over.

Comments

[intheinterestof]

That's what you think.

[imperioartist]

Tell me I'm wrong.

[Not that he'll believe you.]

[intheinterestof]

You're always wrong. About everything.

[imperioartist]

Dragonshit.

[intheinterestof]

Is not.

[imperioartist]

Is too.

[It totally is, despite the fact that it's very easy for Adrien to render him a five year old again.]

[intheinterestof]

Look at you sulk, you brat.

[imperioartist]

Being occasionally sulky does not in any way mean I am always wrong.

[intheinterestof]

You do understand the concept of a joke, don't you?

[imperioartist]

Vaguely.

[Still sulking!]

[intheinterestof]

You are so ridiculous.

Come here.

[imperioartist]

[Siiiiiiidling over.]

...Yes?

[intheinterestof]

I don't know why I put up with you.

[imperioartist]

Sex?

[intheinterestof]

Probably. It is rather good sex.

[imperioartist]

Well, naturally. And of course, it couldn't possibly be anything else.

[intheinterestof]

No, of course not. Why else would I be interested in you except to use your body?

[imperioartist]

I can't imagine.

Though you might be after my mind, I suppose.

[intheinterestof]

Your mind doesn't produce orgasms.

[imperioartist]

That is blatantly untrue.

[intheinterestof]

You have never once made me come by the sheer pleasure of your intellect.

[imperioartist]

...Obviously that's just something I'm going to have to work on.

Anyway, that's where the ideas come from, and we both know you love those.

[intheinterestof]

...I think I'd like to see this experiment in full.




Well. You do have some good ones on occasion.

[imperioartist]

I think I would too, come to that.

On occasion

[intheinterestof]

Add it to the list.

That is what I said, yes.