on sweven and possible canon updates.

[invisibilities]

I don't want an update. Or to go to some new place.

You should put me back and find someone else.

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[undeathed]

[ this exact shit is why he misses the good old days when simon was too painfully shy to talk back. ]

You bloody well are, you know you are! You're doing that--weird--smile, thing! [ oh god even he knows that sounds ridiculous what is going on? ]

[invisibilities]

Should I not be smiling?

[ HUH NATHAN HUH SHOULD HE NOT SMILE? ]

[undeathed]

No.

[ wait ]

I mean yes.

[ no hold on what the fuck ]

I mean no, not like that! Like you won, or something. You didn't win.

[invisibilities]

[ he so just won. ]

Were we competing?

[undeathed]

[ there was no winning! :c ]

I--

We're always bloody competing! It's what we do.

[invisibilities]

So I beat you. At this competition.

[undeathed]

No! I didn't say that, we're not even going there. You don't fucking beat me.

[ this chat is getting away from him, wasn't he side-eyeing some terrible life choices a minute ago? ]

You're just doing that weird look like you always do, Jesus! There's something wrong with you.

[invisibilities]

I don't have a weird look. You're just being a poor sport.

[undeathed]

You're right. You have multiple weird looks. You're the fucking champion of weird looks!

[ a pause. and then he folds his arms. ]

And I'm not a poor sport. You know, that's very hurtful.

[invisibilities]

I'm sorry.

If you're really hurt.

[undeathed]

[ he throw his hands up and rolls his eyes. so serious all the time, simon. nathan doesn't understand how that's even possible. ]

Am I ever really hurt?! Come on. None of that's even the point, you know. The point is I'm trying to save you, Barry! Be the cockroach. [ he spreads his hands and grins, like he's just ended world hunger. ] That's all there is to it!