He's so condescending but he won't leave my head.

[thatswhatpeopledo]

You have absolutely no idea what you're doing. You do know that, right? Or is your simple little brain just that enamored with me?

[Rude, Jim. Rude.]

I thought that might be the case. If you're as obsessed with this show as you seem to believe you are, why are you sitting here--[Airquotes]--roleplaying, when you could be reveling in your fangirlish delights by watching the next episode?

No~o, by all means. If you're enjoying butchering my voice, don't let me stop you. It's rather fun watching this display of you struggling. Endearing, almost.

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[thatswhatpeopledo]

Then please, may I ask, that someone remove this unfortunate excuse for life support from my body, so that I might die in peace.

Allow me to spoil your mun then--precisely every moment between Holmes and his lapdog are homoerotic.

[knowswhattheylike]

How true.

Now what was that about dying in peace? I never took you for the dying type. Not when there's so much fun in living with dear genius around. I do miss him and I see he's come in to say hello below. Do play nicely, won't you?

[thatswhatpeopledo]

Come now, am I not allowed a little metaphor now and then? Or might I make a Peter Pan reference, and I can be the boy who never grew up, embracing death as its own splendid adventure?

[Frown.]

Why would I want to play nicely with him? He's rather fun when he's riled up.

[knowswhattheylike]

I always knew you were a tights sort of man.

Considering your recent love of explosives, I felt the comment was needed if I wanted to see him kept in one piece.