a sensitive subject

[shiningascent]

For the--

Yes, mun, I know what the deal with my wings is. I know what's wr-- ...Why they're different. Thanks for the specifics, really, good to know and all that but I kind of knew this already. Happens when you've been stuck with them for ages--

Anyway, you don't have to keep rubbing it in.

Okay?

...Thank you.

Comments

[skyconquistador]

Oh?

[shiningascent]

Ever since Mun's buddy told pointed it out, they've been kinda... enthusiastic about it. It's a real pain.

[skyconquistador]

There's nothing wrong with your wings.

[shiningascent]

Our wings, right?

[sheepish grin.]

[skyconquistador]

So what if they're a little small? It's how you use them.

[shiningascent]

True! Got no problems jumping and gliding and stuff, which is more than most people! Right?

[skyconquistador]

Yeah, they're not going to get sucked in a wind funnel like a stupid cape. [he is enjoying the image of a top tier bastard getting sucked into a jet]

[shiningascent]

Nice and compact, so they don't get in the way of movement! [just going to pretend you are not thinking that, nod nod]

[skyconquistador]

And we can rain death on them for underestimating us! [he can describe it in gory detail]

[shiningascent]

Awww, y-- wait, no, we kinda need the Muns, Pittoo. [No thank you!]

[skyconquistador]

We need them like we need an Eggplant curse. [come on, you know he can take it]

[shiningascent]

Oh come on, there's got to be some good things she's done for you! [Yeah but... still. Gross, man]

[skyconquistador]

Let's see... She's thrown me off cliffs, left me to the mercy of fangirls...

Oh, and get this. She's been making mental erotica about me and the top tier bastard.

[shiningascent]

...

What.

[skyconquistador]

She's been writing scenarios in her head where me and the masked pervert do "the nasty".

[shiningascent]

No no no I get it but

WHAT?!

[skyconquistador]

Oh yeah, and the worst part is that he's always gentle. I don't know who's insulting me more, him or her.

[galaxiapride]

[does mommy have to shank a mun]

Don't let her get to you.

[shiningascent]

[MAMAAAA ;////;]

I-I know, I'm trying. A lot of people have been asking about them lately, and... [frowns, it feels foolish to complain in front of Sir Meta...]

[galaxiapride]

And it's been making you uncomfortable?

[shiningascent]

I just really wish they wouldn't, that's all. [coming closer, gently leaning his cheek against your shoulderpiece]

...

[galaxiapride]

[hesitantly pulls him closer]

They'll grow out one day.

[shiningascent]

[suddenly hugging very tightly, nevermind your pokey armor bits ;;]

Thank you, Sir Meta. I...

[galaxiapride]

[he lets him hug him and then suddenly pulls away]

You'll need to learn the best way to deal with them in the mean time.

[shiningascent]

Ah-- [flutter]

Yes, you're right. I-I'll think of something.

[galaxiapride]

[a reluctant sigh as he opens his arms up. Go for it Chicky!]

So how have you been?

[shiningascent]

[Back to clinging to your chest for as long as you'll let him, anyway]

Sorry...

I, uh... well, things've been pretty good. I've been keeping busy...

[galaxiapride]

[for as long as you need him]

Busy with what?

[shiningascent]

[We're gonna be here all night then. nuzzling gently]

Fighting, defending... I got to fly, with Lady Palutena's help. It's really been something.

[galaxiapride]

[it's okay, he's used to it

Kirby gets quite clingy]

I hear you've undergone quite the trials.