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On New Icons, New Anime, and Recent Events at Luceti (careful, links potentially nsfw)

Princess, this was unusually fast even for you. You only watched the first episode of that new series a couple of days ago, and all ready you've leaped and made me some new icons. Impressive. Very nice taste too. What other tricks are you going to pull out now? Sexy dancing? Lipstick bullets? Surfing on statues?

I kid.

Unlike you. Why do you keep trying to make me not cool in Luceti anyway? Why do you keep finding ways to make life more complicated? I mean, come on! She's a nice, nice lady, but you've really put me in a bind here! 'Patience' you say. 'Be strong' that kid says.

...I've had it with the peace and quiet of this place. Play drama as much as you want, Princess, but even with the little bits of 'romcom' fluff that you've needed this week--and then some--I'm starting to feel like I need something with a little more class and a little more adrenaline.

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Hey now, lipstick bullets are my thing.

Who's the nice lady? [Obviously not Fujiko.]

A certain blonde that you're acquainted with. The non-deadly one.

...I'm sorry, Fujiko-chan. I think I really cheated this time.

[Face falls and glances away.]

You always do Lupin.

...usually that's just play. Because of that damn event, this was a little something more.

I'll find a way to make it up--I'm thinking I want to steal that fountain now, cause some chaos.

Want to make it a game?

Is that so? Something more...

Ahhh... [Bites her bottom lip briefly, give her time to process the first part.]

Always.

[Although she might be debating seriously shooting Lupin in the leg. Yup.]

No rules?

[He wouldn't blame her if she did--he himself was contemplating stringing up a certain princess and drugging her on Fraulein Hoyle dust for a little while, just to see if that made her sane again.]

Only one: make it as hard as possible.

[A cocky grin--he was shoving the event as far back in his mind as possible. No woman would be as beautiful or as dangerous as his Mine Fujiko.] Also, I was thinking...maybe I should change things up and try seducing you for once.

My, that would be a change.

And by hard do you even mean difficult?

[ooc: Clearly I should not have read through 15 volumes of Lupin manga this weekend.]

I mean any definition you want it to be, Fujiko~

We'll just have to see then, but I always aim to win.

Of course. [It was why she would always win over every other woman. She was the most beautiful, the most dangerous, and the most crazy one that he had ever met--it made her perfect.] I expect nothing less~

If you did, you'd lose instantly after all, and where would be the fun in that?

Don't we both know that? I'm up for a challenge right now. This entire week has made me irritable.

Let's show some of the residents what we're made of, hm? I'm tired of watching and waiting for the right opportunity.

Fountain then. Shall it be a race or would you like to surprise everyone even more by working together?

[Don't race her Lupin, she'll really use bullets for that.]

How about we pretend it's a race but really work together?

[Because he's a clever man, and is planning on causing chaos in the plaza pretty soon.]

Even better. When do you and your mun want to set the ball rolling?

We'll get in contact with your director about it, but right now it feels like around the beginning of the next cycle. Let people cool off, then get the chaos going.

...Your mun fancies herself a director, amiright?

Works for me. I'll make sure not to run up to the mountains for that time.

And yes. You have no idea how giddy you made her calling her that. [THOUGH FUJIKO SCOFFS AT THIS. A lot. And her tone and eyeroll clearly show it.] Any particular reason why?

...Well, mine's a princess because she needs to get more in touch with herself, yours is a director because, with 3 troublemakers in one game, she needs to delegate who goes where.

So...yes. She's a director. I appreciate your consideration about not running off to the mountains too, babe~

[Laughs.] I'm not sure that Zenigata-2.0 counts as a troublemaker. [He so does, he's almost the worst of the three.]

I hope you have something else planned too. As exciting as stealing the fountain is -- [And it really and truly is. She's excited enough that it's even overriding the anger at having been forgotten, and all the months of Lupin calling her his girlfriend despite her protests, only to run off with someone else. Though she's definitely plotting ways to make him suffer without going overboard.] -- there better be something involving flowers somewhere in there. [Which isn't saying she'll accept an apology, but it obviously would count points.]

The Captain? Yeah, he totally counts. He might even be worse than you!

[Jokes aside, however, his mind was all ready awhirl.]

I have more than just the fountain planned, Fujiko. Flowers and candles may or may not be involved. [The same applies to programming a scenario in the Battle Dome that simulates a free ride along a cliff side road on a motorcycle, complete with wind and the smell of the sea.]

If you say so~ She keeps us pretty separate.

Hum... We'll see. It better be good though Lupin.

Oh, it'll be more than good, Fujiko-chan. It'll put Jack's marauding to shame!

You say that as if such a thing is even difficult~

[Teasing bitch... yup.]

You look really scrawny there, Lupin.

[The thief bursts out laughing at this.] It's the new animation director. Have you seen how you look yet? Have you seen your partner?

It looks stupid in stills, but it's pretty cool to see in motion. Eh, who am I to say, though? I like old looking things.

...like yourself. I think I'm gonna want to have a few drinks with you soon. Might want to prepare your liquor cabinet.

I hadn't bothered, but now that I have. Geez. And is that supposed partner of mine a guy or a lady? It clearly wears more makeup than Fujiko!

[He chuckles though]

I'll get the cabinet ready. I'll raid Seventh Heaven later today. We can use the Boom Shack.

This is all natural. Except the nail polish.

[Omg lying so much. THROUGH HER TEETH EVEN.]

And I'm sure your partner would just love to hear that Inspector.

The kid's name seems to be Oscar, but that might just be for the Rose of Versailles reference if they're the level of research nuts I think they are.

It doesn't matter. The Boom Shack is complete? Excellent, you don't know how much I appreciate that, Pops. Seriously.

...I'll be dropping by probably tomorrow or the next day. Thanks.

Fujiko. [Zenigata is giving you the *really bro* face]

And yea, it'll be done tomorrow. Just gotta install the locks.

You're a real pal, Pops. I'll get food and firecrackers, to break it in.

You know~

What! It's true! [Nope.]

Ano... What's all this about explosives?

I'm joking about breaking in the Boom Shack, Fujiko-chan. I kid, I kid~

Good, because you break it you get to remake it.

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