dear_mun | (no subject)

Pfft. Jealous. Fuck you.

Jealous of what?

Nothing, cuz I'm not.

Aw, c'mon. Jealous'a what, the Transformers?

Yes, how do they change shape like that! Amazing, all of God's creatures--amazing.

Fuck off.

What?

Oh shit, this a matter of the heart? C'mon c'mon, you gotta tell me, lemme help break 'em up so you can swoop in, hero.

Nah, son, we all know I got no heart. Can't all be squishies like you.

Uh huh. Let's go stand in front of the work of art y'left near Ponyboy's place and you tell me that shit again t'my face.

You like that? Oh man, I spent hours on consideration. [Harr.]

[ Snort. ] Thanks, though. Just sayin'.

Didn't do it fer you.

Didn't say you did. But I'm fuckin' thanking you anyway, bitch.

Whatever. I hate when you pout.