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[wedonot]

You're getting yourself a bit worked up over nothing, aren't you? I'm flattered you don't want to make any mistakes with me, but you are over thinking it. I'm not much different from others you've tried your hand at before.

Let's focus on the real matter at hand, shall we? What sort of inmate do you think I'm going to end up with?

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[wedonot]

So, where did you go?

[scarlips]

Care to take a guess? Go on, what do you think the man who shares your face is like?

[wedonot]

I wouldn't know. If you're not a counterpart, you could be anything.

Of course, I could always read your mind.

[scarlips]

The question is, do you really want to? After all, you know I was on the Barge. I could be a former inmate. A torturer, a mass murderer, somebody who chews with their mouth open. Who knows what horrors lurk inside my head?

[wedonot]

Not to sound arrogant, but I'm sure it's nothing I can't handle.

[scarlips]

Try me, face twin.

[wedonot]

[Well alright, you asked for it. Your face twin is now carefully taking a peek into your mind and holy shit, what are you. :|

So after thirty seconds or so, he's lowering his hand, blinking, and staring at you.] You're Loki.

[scarlips]

God of mischief, in the flesh.

[wedonot]

I wasn't aware you were - pardon the term - real.

[scarlips]

Well, I have been m.i.a. for the last millennia or so.

[wedonot]

What about the other gods?

[scarlips]

I was an inmate on the Barge. In order to become an inmate, one has to die. Use your brain, little telepath man.

[wedonot]

So all of that - Ragnarok and everything - actually happened, in your world. Fascinating.

[scarlips]

So they can use logic. Yes, Ragnarok did happen for me.

[wedonot]

They?

[scarlips]

They, you, mortals, you know You lot.

[wedonot]

Of course.

[scarlips]

Anyway, you know my name-what's yours my mystery mind-reader?

[wedonot]

Charles Xavier. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[scarlips]

The pleasure's all mine, Charlie.

[wedonot]

Charles.

[scarlips]

Chuck!