Apping into distantskies!

[resurgir]

Right, so, let's look at the months. You quit this whole scene back in...October? Earlier? You don't even fucking remember, do you?

Doesn't matter, you still didn't even make it to six months before you came crawling back. The hell are you even up to, anyway? You got work, you got those stupid games of yours, and you just had to pick a game that's gonna thrill your little mind so much that you'll obsess over it and stay up half the night goofing off.

Whatever. Not my problem.

You just remember that as tough as I am I can't go jumping off buildings and punching buses like that other guy, the old me. I've got too much shit to do and no time to waste in the hospital because you were an idiot and forgot I can't fucking fly.

...

The jaguar's cool, though. You get a pass for that.

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[resurgir]

...

A real nice car.

[dawning]

Oh! So you got one? Your player is really nice!

[resurgir]

Nah, she's just so slow and lazy that she needs to make up for it.

[dawning]

Really? Mine is too!

...But she doesn't give me nice cars.

[resurgir]

Kick her. It'll teach her a lesson.

[dawning]

But that wouldn't be very nice!

[resurgir]

So?

[dawning]

she'd send me to bad places

What do you mean, 'so'? You just... don't kick people!

[ VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER, not unless it's contained in a Pokemon battle. ]

[resurgir]

She already does.

Yeah I do.

[ Don't even talk to him about Pokemon battles. ]

[dawning]

EVEN WORSE PLACES.

But... that's bad!

[ Might be sounding like a broken record here. ]

I mean, you could hurt them!

[ But she loves Pokemon battles. ]

[resurgir]

Girl, you're starting to get on my nerves.

[ No they're dumb. ]

[dawning]

And I think you're kind of a jerk!

[ BUT SHE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE, out of fear you might try to destroy and remake the whole universe into your IDEAL WORLD.

Not until you've realized the error of your ways hahahahahahahaha YOU'RE KIND OF SCREWED SHOU. ]

[resurgir]

And I think you're pissing me off!

[ Gonna get UP IN HER FACE because what the fuck, it's not in her business.

He doesn't even know her name. ]

[dawning]

[ ...Wow, you're kind of tall, she kind of has to crane her neck up.

But still, she glares at him, not willing to back down - okay, she kind of has a forbidding feeling about this, since he could probably break her like a twig and he has no problems with kicking people. But.

SHE

WILL

NOT

BACK

DOWN. ]

Maybe you should try being nice to people for once instead of kicking them!

[resurgir]

[ And he's just going to silently lift up a closed fist--










...and flick her forehead. ] Whatever, girl.

Stop bothering me.

[dawning]

Ow!

[ HEY THAT HURT - okay not as much as getting punched would have been but still. ]

No!

[ But Dawn refuses to back down, fierce like a puppy! A little pomeranian puppy! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

In retaliation, she pinches Shou's cheeks and smooshes his face. NOT LOOKING TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU NOW. ]

[resurgir]

[ Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh.

Always the gentleman, he gives her shoulders a hard shove after a few seconds of that. ] I said knock it off!

Shouldn't you be back in daycare or something?!

[dawning]

[ She stumbles backwards a bit with a yelp of surprise, but regains her footing as she glares up at him. ]

I'm sixteen and I know better than to push people around! I think you're the one that needs to go back to learn how to play nice with others!

[resurgir]

I think you're sticking your nose in other people's business!

Fuck off!

[ Man, he'd never hit a girl.

But he'd shove her in a locker. ]

1/2

[dawning]

[ She stops and just... stares at him in wide-eyed shock. He... He swore! The ESRB rates her game as E! ]

2/2

[dawning]

[ So she kicks him in the shin. ]

You're a jerk! A fat one!

[resurgir]

[ a;lkajsdfqa ] Hey! The fuck was that for!

[ Well now he's grabbing for her because he's losing his temper. ]

[dawning]

[ LOOK HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS ADVOCATING SHIN-KICKING EARLIER, SHE JUST TOOK HIS ADVICE. ]

That was for pushing me!

[ yeah she's just gonna stand still and let him grab her HAHAHAHA NOPE she's moving those legs as fast as she can to stay out of reach

CARTOON RUNNING NOISES GO HERE ]

[resurgir]

You bitch!

[ Tsk tsk. ]

Get the fuck back here-!! [ Haha. Kids. They're going to be at this all afternoon. ]