considering ataraxion

[pertinacious]

Heck yeah! I'm back, baby. What took you so long?

Wait, what. He's HOW old? You have got to be kidding me-- Yessssssssssss. Okay, I'm in. Someone's gotta keep these batkids in check, and as the oldest I'd so be in charge! Plus, after dealing with Damian, I can handle any kid.

Even teenage Grayson!

You got it, Mun. Let's do this.

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[totallyhisniece]

That's because his new friends wouldn't want his brain leaking out his nose either. Everyone cares.

[hackingyoursensors]

Exactly. And, hey, maybe if we get the right helmet, it'll help with his aerodynamics. It's a win-win.

[totallyhisniece]

Ah, but do we want him to run faster into the walls? Even if he has a helmet that added speed could hurt the rest of him.

[hackingyoursensors]

So you're suggesting making him a new suit entirely out of bubble wrap?

[totallyhisniece]

Almost, think of the sound it'd make when he smacked into the wall. We should just wrap one of those egg crate mattresses around him and tape the ends.

[hackingyoursensors]

That's part of the appeal. But, you have a point-- considering how much he crashes into walls, it'd get annoying.

And I think the egg crate mattresses come in yellow too.

[totallyhisniece]

So we just splash some red on it and draw on a lightning bolt and he's set. Fantastic.

[hackingyoursensors]

Perfect. He'll be the picture of high-speed safety.

And he'll thank us one day.

[totallyhisniece]

Pff. He'll thank you.

[hackingyoursensors]

Huh?

[Ohhh yeah something's going on. Again. :/]

[totallyhisniece]

I'm just saying, you? He'd thank you. You're his best friend and all.

[hackingyoursensors]

So what was the "pff" and the emphasis on "you"?

Are you guys arguing again?

[totallyhisniece]

The emphasis was on you because you're the one he'd thank.

And I'm not doing anything.

[hackingyoursensors]

That doesn't explain the "pfff."

Uh huh. So what's he doing?

[totallyhisniece]

That part pretty much just meant "oh please".

He's still mad about the last mission and he keeps bringing it up.

[hackingyoursensors]

Last mission? What happened during the last mission? [Guess who's not quite caught up when it comes to the timeline. And he wasn't on that mission anyway so...]

[totallyhisniece]

[Well this mun isn't about to spoil you so it's a good thing Artemis is so cagey about everything.]

Can we just go back to talking about Wally wrapped up in egg crates?

[hackingyoursensors]

[Ahaha, no I've seen the most recent one, so I know what you're talking about. Rob's just from episode 18-ish so. |D But I appreciate it.]

Do you think one layer would be enough or would we need two? You know, shock absorption.

[totallyhisniece]

[OH well then okay then <3. And oh she loves you and your knowledge of when to change subjects, Robin.]

He is a pretty fast runner. Maybe we can spray paint the second layer red and make little Flash-shaped cutouts on it.

[hackingyoursensors]

Hmm but then people might mistake him for The Flash. And I don't think The Flash would want to be mistaken for a speedster covered in spray-painted foam.