forever homeless

[deadpan_hero]

...I suppose it is a bit lonely.

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[foolreversed]

[HE IS FROWNING AT YOU PRETTY HARD RIGHT NOW SOUJI WHAT KIND OF IDEAS ARE YOU PUTTING INTO HER HEAD!? That disappears pretty fast though when she's got the spray bottle.

Time to lay on the theatrics. Complete with EXAGGERATED TAKEN ABACK POSE and dramatic voice]

Oh no! No dinner?! That's horrible! How ever will I live without dinner?!

[younglife]

Exactly! So you better be a good boy so we can make you some.

[deadpan_hero]

[ Thumbs up for Nanako. That's how you do it. ]

[foolreversed]

[FEEL THE HATE SOUJI. FEEL THE HATE. FUCK YOU.]

Buuuuuut I'm always a good boy.

[younglife]

[Rood.]

Um, then, be an even better one.

[deadpan_hero]

[ Excuse him Nanako, he'll be borrowing spray bottle for just a moment. ]

Don't lie.

[foolreversed]

Wahh! I don't lie! [GET THAT THING AWAY FROM HIM]

[younglife]

Um... Are you two fighting?

[deadpan_hero]

[ A bit of panic. ]

..We're disagreeing.

1/2

[foolreversed]

U-um y-yeah. Don't worry Nanako-chan, we're not fighting!

[foolreversed]

[and then muttering under his breath] He's just being a pain in the-

[younglife]

Do you... want to go outside? That's what Dad always does when he and Big Bro are fighting...

[deadpan_hero]

[ Spritz spritz, Adachi. ]

It's alright, Nanako. I think we can resolve things right here.

[foolreversed]

[OH GOD]

ACK!!

[the sudden water spritzing throws him off so much that he stumbles back, trips over the back of his own pant leg and falls flat on his ass.]

[younglife]

[!]

Adachi-san! [Nanako will be rushing over there to make sure he's okay.]

[deadpan_hero]

[ He wasn't expecting that to happen. ]

Ah, sorry.

[ Going to Nanako's side and offering a hand. ]

[foolreversed]

[YOU KNOW WHAT

FUCK YOUR HAND SOUJI

YOU WANNA TREAT HIM LIKE A BAD CAT??

FINE.

HE'S JUST GONNA

HISS AT YOU

BECAUSE THAT'S MATURE.]

[younglife]

Uhhh...

[younglife]

Adachi-san's broke.

[deadpan_hero]

[ Pushing that hand a little closer regardless. Hiss all you want Adachi, he still wants to help. ]

Maybe we should offer him food.

[foolreversed]

[SWATS IT AWAY.

He's gonna turn away and ignore you now B<]

[younglife]

What should we make him...? [Cat food?]

[deadpan_hero]

[ Offering Nanako his hand instead. ]

Maybe some cabbage. It wouldn't take long.

[foolreversed]

[still ignoring. Just gonna hug his knees to his chest and pout like an overgrown child.]

[younglife]

[Wow Adachi grow up.

Nanako is going to take her Big Bro's hand and work on some cabbage making!!]