Homeless... for the first time in three years.

[emptynight]

Oh stop moping, sweetheart.

I couldn't be happier that you decided to pull me out of that string place. Oh don't give me that look. You didn't think I'd get all weepy over getting away from throat-slicey angel of doom, did you? I like being in one piece, darling, despite your attempts to get me killed. And Satan. Don't forget that part, which by the way you never did let me find out that I'd been mouthing off to the Prince of Lies. Good job with that.

Molly's going to be just fine. You saw her at Chichen Itza, she can hold her own. She doesn't need me around.

I like this decision, darling. Don't try to pretend your guilty conscience is mine. I'm too pretty for a guilty conscience, remember?

Comments

[buildingproblem]

You have officially lost all rights to call me stupid.

[emptynight]

It's an inalienable right, little brother.

[buildingproblem]

I seem to have missed that one in School House Rock.

[emptynight]

You must have blown up the TV before it got to that part.

[buildingproblem]

I think I want to see your civics course report card.

[emptynight]

That teacher really liked me.

[Who, Thomas? Try to brainbreak his brother? Never.]

[buildingproblem]

Did you pass any of your classes by working?

[emptynight]

I'll have you know I did all of my homework in Sex Ed. Repeatedly. And for extra credit.

[buildingproblem]

You got a thorough understanding of STDs?

[emptynight]

Never got that far. Just a thorough understanding of the limits of human endurance.

Did you know that you can hang three people off a basketball goal as long as everyone's gagged securely?