Homeless... for the first time in three years.

[emptynight]

Oh stop moping, sweetheart.

I couldn't be happier that you decided to pull me out of that string place. Oh don't give me that look. You didn't think I'd get all weepy over getting away from throat-slicey angel of doom, did you? I like being in one piece, darling, despite your attempts to get me killed. And Satan. Don't forget that part, which by the way you never did let me find out that I'd been mouthing off to the Prince of Lies. Good job with that.

Molly's going to be just fine. You saw her at Chichen Itza, she can hold her own. She doesn't need me around.

I like this decision, darling. Don't try to pretend your guilty conscience is mine. I'm too pretty for a guilty conscience, remember?

Comments

Excellent! :D

[emptynight]

Playgirl more your type?

(:

[hellhounded]

Playboy, circa 1960s.

Get to the point.

[emptynight]

Who said there was one?

........ herp derp didn't mean to delete that.

[hellhounded]

Anyone more interested might be beginning to take a little personal offense to all this misdirection.

Figure if you want to make comments about my profession you should actually make them.

Those delete buttons are tricksy.

[emptynight]

Or you're interesting enough to misdirect, take your pick.

You're the one who showed up to steal my lines, sweetheart. I wasn't the one looking for trouble.

[ Uh huh. Liar who lies, right here.]

To be fair, I think it was the 5AM hour that got me.

[hellhounded]

[Grin, or just showing off his sparkly teeth? Who ever knows?]

Sure.

Oo that would do it.

[emptynight]

[Smirk]

You're still here, I must have done something right.

/sage nod

[hellhounded]

[Shrug.] Nothing else going on at the moment.

[emptynight]

No one wanting to pay you to kill newborn puppies or anything? What a surprise.

[hellhounded]

Nope. The puppies of the world are safe for the time being.

[emptynight]

Well aren't you the hero of little girls everywhere.

[hellhounded]

[Not mentioned: Ivy would secretly sadface so hard at puppies. He'd do it for enough money, but oh all the sadfaces he'd have to face later.]

Regular prince charming.

[emptynight]

Might want a shave before you claim that one.

[hellhounded]

[Eyebrow raise. Genuinely curious about that supposed leap of logic.]

[emptynight]

[Sighs.]

Harry's right. Get past a century and nobody gets pop culture references.

[hellhounded]

[Eh /shrug] All just the same stuff over again in different accents. So I've heard.