Homeless... for the first time in three years.

[emptynight]

Oh stop moping, sweetheart.

I couldn't be happier that you decided to pull me out of that string place. Oh don't give me that look. You didn't think I'd get all weepy over getting away from throat-slicey angel of doom, did you? I like being in one piece, darling, despite your attempts to get me killed. And Satan. Don't forget that part, which by the way you never did let me find out that I'd been mouthing off to the Prince of Lies. Good job with that.

Molly's going to be just fine. You saw her at Chichen Itza, she can hold her own. She doesn't need me around.

I like this decision, darling. Don't try to pretend your guilty conscience is mine. I'm too pretty for a guilty conscience, remember?

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[emptynight]

They do? Could've fooled me.

[fangedcapulet]

Well... Mine does...

I think she does.

..... I'm pretty sure, at least.

[emptynight]

You're lucky, princess. I'm pretty sure mine's favourite thing to do is to make me miserable.

Or dead.

[fangedcapulet]

Well... I only have the advantage of already being dead....

I see what you're saying, though... They're kind of evil.

[emptynight]

You've got a second advantage, darling. You have a happy ending.

[fangedcapulet]

Which we only just found out in the past 24 hours...

[emptynight]

And she's too much of a sweetheart to take that away from you. She likes you too much.

[fangedcapulet]

Are you hitting on my mun now?

[Joking..... So much joking.]

I'm sure yours has to like you to some degree, you know.

[emptynight]

Depends on if it works to get mine to knock off the near-killing.

She likes to see me suffer, darling. That's obvious.

[fangedcapulet]

Doubt mine has that much of an influence over anyone. If anything, she'd just offer up Miss Johnson to make things better.

I'm sure that's not the only way she likes to see you...

[emptynight]

That would help.

"Naked and bleeding" is not really an improvement.

[fangedcapulet]

Yes, and I'm sure she'd be happy to.

....... No. I guess it's not. I'm just going to give up, because it's obvious your mun is far more wicked than most of the ones I've encountered.

[emptynight]

Or I'm a lot more cynical than the other people you talk to, but I appreciate the attention, princess.

[fangedcapulet]

You make it nearly impossible for one to not pay attention to you... I hope you realize this.

[emptynight]

It's a curse, but I try to soldier on.

[fangedcapulet]

Mmm, I'm sure you do.