it's someone's birthday...

[writeswrongs]

You know what I want for my birthday, mun. And you can get it for me. That's why I love you.

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[dudeoflead]

A mirror?

[Because, damn, this guy really is handsome.]

[writeswrongs]

I have several of those already...

[And yes. He is. He knows.]

[dudeoflead]

Ah, now that was just a dumb question. In retrospect, it only makes sense you have several, being as handsome you are.

[Hitting on him? Nope. Just stating facts. Kirk Lazarus is a handsome man himself, after all.]

I wasn't aware, though, that these muns could get us anything we couldn't get ourselves.

[writeswrongs]

Well.. thank you sir. You're quite handsome yourself.

[Yes, he's comfortable enough with his sexuality to say that.]

Sometimes the muns help facilitate with the process. You know.. make it go faster than if I tried all on my own.

[dudeoflead]

[Kirk blows the compliment off with a wave of his hand. He knows he's handsome. People write articles about what's so handsome and trying to figure out how to look more like him.]

Process o' what?

[writeswrongs]

In this case it's a woman...

Not that I can't get her all on my own, I mean.. the mun just makes the wooing process go a bit more quickly, you know?

[dudeoflead]

Oh.

Your mun's your love doctor, I get you. I get you, man. We all need some doctoring in the wooing department from time to time.

[writeswrongs]

Definitely. She talks to the muns of my lady friend and then the next thing I know they're "plotting" and I'm getting some. It's easy.

Though it sounds kind of like she's a pimp when I put it that way.

[dudeoflead]

[Good thing he's never seen Jennifer Love Hewett about, even if that was just tabloid conjecture.]

Oh, so you're wanting to get some, not...not really woo like you would for a special lady.

[writeswrongs]

Don't get me wrong, she's special to me. She's just... difficult.

[dudeoflead]

But then is the plotting to end up with a real sort of woo thing or what?