the promise of birthday booze brought him back with vengence

[sealbait]

About fucking time you remembered I was here!

And it's my birthday. My 21st birthday. I can go out and get drunk without having to be in Canada.

Fuck.

Yes!

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[tensasai]

Careful with that, I'm not carrying you home when you get wasted.

[sealbait]

You'd seriously just leave me? I thought we were bros! Bros don't just leave bros when they're wasted!

[Shhhh, he's totally teasing. He knows she'd give him a piggy back.

Then throw him off when he grabs her boobs.]

[tensasai]

I never said I'd leave you, just that I wasn't carrying you.

[Because she's definitely aware of the groping. It's not even a possibility, it will happen.]

Then again maybe you need some payback for that video...

[sealbait]

[His hands have a mind of their own. They cannot be tamped and must be appeased with ninja tits...or Weapon ass, they're not picky.]

Hehe, I still have that video too.

[tensasai]

...

I'll send Neji to guide you back.

[So you can get lost for four days. And STDs.]

[sealbait]

Oh come on! Chlamydia is the last thing I want for my birthday!

[tensasai]

So don't eat him this time.

[sealbait]

What, you would wanted him to just sit there and rot?

[tensasai]

Better than infecting all of us.

[sealbait]

Worth it. He was delicious.

[tensasai]

And here I thought he'd be bitter.

Or chewy. Like jerky.

[The parts of him she'd sampled weren't that bad though~]

[gotsomebadnoose]

[Here's Lee with a small thing of ice cream at his feet. Do you know how hard it is to move items around when you're incorporeal...not that he regrets it.]

Hey kiddo. I got you something. It's not much, but...happy birthday.

and then i burst into tears

[sealbait]

[Oh, he appreciates it, man. You have no idea.]

Nah, Lee, it's more than enough. [Veser kneels and picks up the pint.] Shit, how hard was it for you to get this here?

/dries your tears~

[gotsomebadnoose]

[He shrugs like it was nothing. The way he sees it, this day only comes once in a life time. It was well worth the struggle. His hand go in his pocket and he flashes Ves one of his smiles while he ruffles birthday boy's hair, mussing it up.]

Don't worry about it. So how does it feel now that you're 21?

/SQUISHES

[sealbait]

[Veser grins, half tilting his head into the ruffling and half sheepishly pulling away. He's an adult-adult now. Adults don't get hair ruffles, Lee!]

So far not much different than 20 but I feel like that's going to change soon.

[gotsomebadnoose]

[Normal adults don't, but seal boys do. All of the hair ruffles ever.]

Just don't drink yourself into oblivion. I know that's what you're thinking. It's what your father would do.

[brbomnomsouls]

Isn't this the part where you say 'I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING BAR'?

[sealbait]

[Oh shit, suddenly boifrand.]

It would be if I was in a bar.

Hell, it'll probably happen anyway.

[brbomnomsouls]

[Yup. Suddenly boifrand.]

Wouldn't expect anything less from an ass like you.

[sealbait]

Don't lie, you're still madly in love with my ass.