dear_mun | Another one of these?

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Another one of these?

Well... I guess there wasn't much activity over at the other one. Still, I'm not sure I want to draw the attention of another Frugal Lucre. Nor do I want to get pestered by a certain teen hero and her buffoon.

Now, are you going to find some place I can join or what? I'm all jittery with barely-contained evil. I have an idea for another diabolical plot in mind even as we speak.

[He giggles much like he did when discovering the design for the Little Diablo toys in STD.]

It's a doozy too!

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I haven't seen you for a while, Dr. D, so refresh my memory. 'A doozy' is when it takes, I dunno, two hours before you get caught and thrown in jail, right?

Oh like you're the one to talk. Not only do you end up in jail within the same time limit as I, but you're the one I actually pay to keep that from happening. I've gotten just as far when working alone as I have with your assistance, so don't give me lip then expect me to praise any contribution from someone who couldn't even steal a cookie recipe.

[He smirks.]

And let's not forget the greeting card chip. You might mock me, Shego, but you haven't exactly had much success yourself.

Now, are we going to keep this up or do you actually have anything of worth to add? No? Just your usual lip? Then zip it.

Consider it zipped, Doc. I mean, you're right, who am I to talk when you've got your extensive resume of victories including...

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...oh, wait, there was - no, false alarm, never mind...

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Gimme a second, I'm sure I'll think of something...

Technically I had already invaded every country and thus conquered the world with my Diablo bots when they were deactivated. Thank you for failing to defeat Kim Possible once again there, Shego. Remind me, why did I hire you?

And you're right too. Who are you to talk? You haven't done any better. Nor has anyone else, except maybe Warmonga and... whatever-his-name. You know. Tall... mean... green. A lot meaner and greener than you.

Cool your jets, Drakken, eesh. You fall out the wrong side of bed this morning? Did your mom forget your birthday?

[He folds his arms across his chest, frowning at her.]

What were you expecting, getting me wound up like that? Sunshine and rainbows? I have feelings, you know.

Uh...huh.

So what did you do to tick off the mun so bad that she/he's set on sending you someplace?

Tick him off? I've been stuck with this fellow for five and a half years, having been his muse in two different places already. I think he just wants to see what other options are out there. I think he mainly misses having me interact with someone I'm familiar with. What's it called... "cast mates"?

I don't think he's made his mind up about where to send me yet. As long as it's somewhere I can be myself and not have to worry about someone trying to hug me or something.

Five and a half years. And I thought I had it bad. Oy.

Well, instances of unsolicited hugging are at a record low at my current address and the place has vacancies open for evil quote-unquote 'geniuses' right now, buuuut since it's an interdimensional variation on Cell Block D I don't know that you'd like it all that much.

Even if my mun is, like, vibrating with happiness just over the fact you exist. She'll knock it off eventually.

Shego, I invented a ray that gave me control over all rubber products while I was in fourth grade. Of course I'm a genius.
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Is that an invitation?

[Yes.]

Call it an 'I wouldn't immediately go into seclusion if you were here'.

My mun seems to be very interested in this place... I'm not sure If I'm sold, myself, however. Other than there being no Kim Possible, what would you say this place has to offer me?

Besides the chance to not spend half your adult life in jail?

Doctor D, the place is literally half-full of undersupervised malcontent supervillains from across time and space. It makes the trade show look like an evil kindergarten.

[OOC: In the interests of full disclosure, Shego has 'reformed' after over two years and is currently ineptly Wardening while embodying the Good Is Not Nice trope. Needless to say, the fact remains that I want Drakken on the Barge like I need air to live.]

You know I don't get along with other people very well... Wait, doesn't that mean I'll be malcontent as well? I mean, more malcontent?

((My main concern is that I don't really see Drakken wanting to reform. I don't see him as being stupid , but certainly irrational enough to not recognize the benefits of being 'reformed'. That and just plain ol' stubbornness.))

Probably. But success thrives in adversity or whatever, right?

[Not wanting to reform is absolutely not a barrier to entry! Many, many inmates stick around for years out of anything from being near-irredeemably evil to just being incredibly set in their ways. Long-term inmates are absolutely A Thing, and at any given time there'll be players available who'll be positive about playing a warden to a relatively static character.

Also, TLV is journal-based but you don't need a journal for yourself as a player! The app asks for a personal journal but (speaking as a mod) you don't need to provide one - we just need a way to contact you, so email and/or AIM is enough.]

Oh goody, trapped on boat full of people with little to do in the way of world domination, and having to put up with your lip. This is not my idea of a fun place to be.

((Alright, great. I'll look it over some more then and try to get started on an app.))

I did mention that the boat stops occasionally, right? At ports. On worlds.

[Awesome. ♥]

[He suddenly seems a little more enthusiastic about the idea.]

Worlds where I can acquire different pieces of technology, or pars which I can then use to construct doomsday devices?

Since you ask?

Yeah.

[Forgot to mention - my AIM is metonumia if you have questions/concerns/etc not immediately answerable by the info provided.]

Well, it might not be so bad after all then.

So, Shego, have you missed me?

[ Ack, well I don't have and AIM. I mostly use Skype, with some MSN.]

Sure, Doctor D. I couldn't even sleep at night for months, I missed you so bad.

Don't get cute with me, Shego. You know what I mean.

[For some of the stuff in the app, like 'Personality' or 'History', may I link to an OOC post that I'm planning on posting at the journal about how I see Drakken as a character?]

I've been here years, Drakken. I dunno, I....guess I was aware of your absence for a little while.

[Check your PMs. <3]

Oh thank you, Shego. I just thought all those years together as a team meant something.

We were not a team; I worked for you. Had a contract and vacation allowance and everything, remember?

Fine, so this is how its going to be? Then next time I'm kidnapped by aliens, don't bother coming.

[He folds his arms across his chest again, sticking his nose in the air.]

[Miss Not-Updated-To-'Graduation' here isn't 100% sure what you're talking about, Dr. D.]

Sure, Doc. I'll just stand back and let you get outta hot water with your usual efficiency and common sense.

[He facepalms.]

Shego, that's not... Nghhhnn... You know what? I'm just going to ignore you now. If you no longer want me to be part of your life, then I don't want you to be part of mine.

Noo, I'm listening. That isn't what?

Nothing. You've clearly moved o, and I suppose what we had didn't mean a thing, so there's nothing left to talk about.

Whatever.

Exactly.

[And with that he turns around so he doesn't have to look at her.]

You can go now. Don't let the door hit you on your way out. I'm going to stay here and try convince my mun not to put me in the same place as you. If he does, expect me to jump ship the first chance I get.

You wouldn't mean little old me, now would you?

Nnnnghhh... What are you doing here?

Evil plotting going on? Hm, I wonder what I could possibly be doing here?

[He flashes his arch foe a toothy grin.]

Tough noogies, Kim Possible! You can't put me in prison for thinking about doing something, can you?~

No, but I've got the perfect view for when you do do something.

Even you can't keep your eye on me all the time.

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Another one of these?

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Tempted, tempted. xD

Apps are open this week. Just sayin'.

Do I need a DW journal for myself?

Nope! See below.

Re: Nope! See below.

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