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dear_mun2012-04-01 11:41 am
a_pirate_meant_to_be) wrote in dear_mun2012-04-01 11:41 am
Monkey... Island?
Hey, kids! Guess what day it is today!
Arrr, be it the day I finally get to gut ye and swab me deck with yer entrails?
Oh Puppet LeChuck, you're so silly and horrifyingly morbid! But no! Today is April Fools Day, and you know what that means?
Oh great, more terrible "clever jokes." Must we be dragged out every single blasted time this godforsaken "holiday" makes an appearance?
Some things are just traditional! Besides, with the mun currently not playing our handsome, dashing and clever puppeteer in any games, we have to take all the exposure we can get!
And that's another thing, ye lily-livered rag, why be we so passive about that? We should mutiny and take control of this hair-brained operation instead of sitting around watching all these people who not be us getting all the action!
We can't mutiny, Puppet LeChuck! We're all just manifestations of a text medium, and thus have no real agency beyond what our mun/writer provides us! If we mutiny, then we couldn't move at all!
So, wait. If we sit around doin' nothing, then we're stuck doin' nothing... but if we mutiny and kill this silly landlubber at the clacking thing, then we be stuck doin' nothing... ARRRRRRR, this makes no scuppering sense!
That's the meta world of Dear Mun for you! Happy April Fools Day, everybody!
I HATE ARPIN' AND EVERY BLASTED THING ATTACHED TO IT!
That's "Ar-Peeing," LeChuck.
Maybe yers, but I already used the WC.
Arrr, be it the day I finally get to gut ye and swab me deck with yer entrails?
Oh Puppet LeChuck, you're so silly and horrifyingly morbid! But no! Today is April Fools Day, and you know what that means?
Oh great, more terrible "clever jokes." Must we be dragged out every single blasted time this godforsaken "holiday" makes an appearance?
Some things are just traditional! Besides, with the mun currently not playing our handsome, dashing and clever puppeteer in any games, we have to take all the exposure we can get!
And that's another thing, ye lily-livered rag, why be we so passive about that? We should mutiny and take control of this hair-brained operation instead of sitting around watching all these people who not be us getting all the action!
We can't mutiny, Puppet LeChuck! We're all just manifestations of a text medium, and thus have no real agency beyond what our mun/writer provides us! If we mutiny, then we couldn't move at all!
So, wait. If we sit around doin' nothing, then we're stuck doin' nothing... but if we mutiny and kill this silly landlubber at the clacking thing, then we be stuck doin' nothing... ARRRRRRR, this makes no scuppering sense!
That's the meta world of Dear Mun for you! Happy April Fools Day, everybody!
I HATE ARPIN' AND EVERY BLASTED THING ATTACHED TO IT!
That's "Ar-Peeing," LeChuck.
Maybe yers, but I already used the WC.