regarding the April Fool's event

[biiirrrdsss]

... Mundane. I know you mean it all in good fun, and possibly to bother your castmates in a friendly and teasing way...

But I'm pretty positive that permanently losing my sight isn't going to be fun for me?
I know, I know - you're going to let me get it back somehow; but I'd just really rather not go through that amount of pain!

I'm already missing one of my eyes; I'd really appreciate if I got to keep the other.

[That last part's said with undertones of attitude of course; he can't really help being pissed off at his mun.]

Please; just ignore me for this event! I really don't mind if you don't do anything with me today!
In fact - it would probably be best if you left me alone for a while! I really prefer being left to myself to study the Forest's birds.