canon is gods of the arena

[gannicus]

Do you believe because you simply made this you expect me to bend over and let your cock between my arsecheeks?

You are mad, mundane. You are not my dominus, and you do not have a ludus or anything worth as such.

[A grin.] But madness has its fucking price and as such I would be mad as well to not accept this honor... if it is one.

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[stark_industries]

Hey, Loincloth. Yeah, over here. Listen, this is a pretty good gig, you just need to let it play out. Would you rather be hanging out with a bunch of mouth-breathers at the corner of Nowhere and 3rd in Rome, or getting your dick sucked in these "memes" they love to play with around here?

I mean, seriously my friend, pick your battles.

[gannicus]

The battles are rarely ever chosen for me, my friend. They act as if they are Jupiter spewing commands from the heavens and we simply obey to shed blood and bring honor.

So when I do have an opportunity to pick a battle, I intend to seize advantage and fuck it properly instead of from behind.

[stark_industries]

Hey now, all kinds of fucking have their merits. Let's not go using labels like "properly". You like it face-to-face, while I myself am more of a sideways, suspended by silk scarves and watched by an undomesticated panther kind of guy. Both valid.

[gannicus]

In many cases I will fuck in any manner, but this, this is a very particular sort of fucking. I've a mind to set to stone who does who here. But you have a taste for something more unique in your fucks, I can see that much.

[stark_industries]

Yeah, I like that extra bit of pizzazz only money can buy. Anybody can have sex for free, you know?

By the way, if you need a girl for the evening, I know a hot one that'll bring a box of underwear with her. She takes a little wining and dining, but the high class ones always do.

LMAO OH GOD DON'T EVEN

[gannicus]

I do not pay for my whores, they are given to me as a reward when I win. Women and wine is my payment for the men I slaughter.

CALM YO TITS

[stark_industries]

Hey, did I say whore? Who said whore? She's just a very good friend of mine that happens to be into some kinkier underwear-related activities. If you want to pay her, that's your own business.

Women and booze is a pretty good payment plan, actually. I need to see if I can change my S.H.I.E.L.D. contract...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DAMN IT TONY

[gannicus]

So you do not pay for her when you have just said it takes some effort to convince her?

Perhaps you should join the Brotherhood, certainly no one would deny you of women and wine. That is, if you prove yourself worthy enough to even earn the mark.

YOU LOVE HIM

[stark_industries]

What is it with your type, always wanting me to join your little organizations? Look, I'm already as much of a team player as I'm ever going to be. And I'm not saying I'm denied anything, I'd just enjoy seeing my employer personally deliver a hot blonde and a bottle of vodka to my doorstep.

And no, I don't have to pay for her, I just pay people around her to make sure she's properly catered to. Then I... cater to her myself. [Wicked grin.] Pampering a woman is an art, my friend, not an obligation.

[gannicus]

[A once-over.] No, you are not the sort to walk onto an arena and piss all over the sand, much less hold a sword over another and ram it through a man's skull.

[He laughs that wicked laugh of his.] Finally, you and I have found some common ground among the shit that is this place.

[stark_industries]

Excellent. [Points at Gannicus.] I'm going to have Pepper add you the guest list for my next function. We could have some fun.

Also, I know a guy, name of Thor, almost as into the whole leather and muscles look as you. I'll do the introductions.

[gannicus]

[His smile fades.] I should hope you are not like Batiatus.

Thor? Is that his name, or the name he chose for the arena?

lol mixing DC/Marvel canon w/e w/e I do what I want

[stark_industries]

I know of one guy with a name that starts with Bat, and the only similarity is an affinity for gadgets. Or so I'm told, he's hard to get a meeting with and I've never really put much effort into it.

Thor's entire life is an arena, but I'm going to be honest here, I have no idea what his real name is. I try not to ask him personal questions; he's the kind of guy that would own a lifetime membership to ancestry.com if he understood the internet, you know what I mean?

FUCK IT

[rocknrollrefugee]

What.

[stark_industries]

And there she is.

Meet my new friend, he's apparently a caveman, but he's got a lot of fancy ideas about honor. Might be your thing. You can reward him for feats of bravery... one pair of underwear for each?

[rocknrollrefugee]

Fuck you.

[stark_industries]

Hey, you just had to say the word, hot stuff.

My place or yours?

[rocknrollrefugee]

That was figuratively, dumbass. I don't take fucking requests as to who people think I should fuck.

[stark_industries]

Hey, mine was figurative, too. Obviously the answer is my place.

Look, don't burn any bridges. [Winks.] You haven't even met him yet. Maybe you'd hit it off. He seems like he runs as hot as you do.

[rocknrollrefugee]

Your place? The one that has all the fucking cameras in every room?

I have things to do, Mr. Stark and it's sure as hell not your friend.

[stark_industries]

Hey, no problem. You're a one-man woman, I can respect that.

And I explained before: the cameras are only there so my artificial intelligence can keep track of what's going on. He's totally uninterested in what we're doing under the sheets.

On top of the sheets... is maybe another matter. He might have a bit of a voyeur complex. I can't really bring myself to code it out of him.

[rocknrollrefugee]

So you're saying you're taping porn.

[stark_industries]

First, not me, my AI. Second, who said anything about taping? He watches it live. And I don't need to record it, I'm living it. I can have an instant replay anytime I like.

[ofbrotherhood]

This is not the sacred ground of the arena, brother. There is no honor to be found here.

[gannicus]

And yet this mundane seeks to call herself 'domina' in this shit hole.

[ofbrotherhood]

Then let her crown herself a queen of shit. She can hold no power over a true god of the arena.

[gannicus]

You have learned much, Crixus! Though she will still pretend to be like a fucking domina no matter what.

[krieger]

This is no fucking honor. Just another prison run by crazed shits.

[gannicus]

A prison? That would mean there are means of escape, none of which I see.