Just for the lulz.

[red_dragon]

[A big red dragon marches into view and looks around, growling and snorting. He lets out a hiss and wags his tail menacingly, as if he's waiting for an opponent...]

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[earthen_hope]

[well uh. that works.]

Well, that's good.

So um. What are you doing here?

[red_dragon]

[Well, he was resting in a chest somewhere, when suddenly, he was brought here for no reason.]

[earthen_hope]

...How exactly do you fit into a treasure chest?

[red_dragon]

[It's magic. I don't have to explain it.]