(no subject)

[elegant_generosity]

My dearest Mun,

It's about time you let me have my debut.

Of course, I understand you need to pay attention to your other muses as well, but you have to admit, I am by far the most refined and fabulous of the lot. In fact, I don't understand why you are not writing an application for me. I am every bit as vocal as the others that share this head space.  I personally think you would benefit from playing someone that isn't.. unsavory in character.

Now please, do us both a favor and find me a game darling. Preferably with some of my friends.


Fabulously yours,

Rarity

Comments

[shine_on_armor]

Well, you're vocal because you already have an established voice.

I haven't even made my debut yet.

[elegant_generosity]

Oh I wouldn't worry too much my dear, your debut is coming up soon I believe.

[gorgonfondness]

[There is a little boy grinning up at you, Rarity.]

Pony!

[Can he has hugs? We promise his mom is nearby just in case. But she can't help that her son is a mini-brony.]

[lobster_tranny]

Oh you come close, but no one is as fabulous as me~

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, so you know who I am?

[elegant_generosity]

For the moment I know what my mun knows. She has yet to narrow down what canon point she wants to take me from and I believe she's going to wait until later.

Of course, that could change at any point. But until then, I have a scant bit of knowledge of who you are.

[elegant_generosity]

What's this? Why aren't you just the cutest thing!

[Gives a dainty hug]

Now mind the mane, we would hate to mess it up now wouldn't we?

[elegant_generosity]

Oh I wouldn't say that. Your outfit is simply tacky and what is with those hooves? Darling, you look like you just walked out of some unsavory club.

[gorgonfondness]

[Fortunately for all parties he's a gentle kid.]

Hi, Pony! Ailaboo!

[The child's mother has now caught up to the scene, slowed down some as apparently the boy is going to have a brother or sister soon.]

Oh, another unicorn! Cepheus, you've been kind to her, now haven't you?

[The boy turns to his mother, still hugging Rarity.]

I carfuh, Mama.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Oh great. It's Rat Nest.]

[lobster_tranny]

Silly pony, this outfit is vintage. Fashion could never argue against vintage, but of course, you wouldn't know would you?

[elegant_generosity]

If there is one thing I know it is fashion and what you are wearing is definitely not in right now. Vintage has its place, I agree, but right now this is definitely not it.

What you are wearing is horrendous! A crime against all fashion everywhere. Not to mention it does not flatter your figure in the slightest.

[elegant_generosity]

[She glances up to the larger creature and smiles a little.]

Might I say you have simply the most charming child Ma'am.

[elegant_generosity]

[Will if it isn't the liar.]

What could you possibly want.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie desires nothing from you, other than you to leave her presence!

[elegant_generosity]

I hope you realize, you are the one that approached me. I have every reason to be here so why don't you leave.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie's just passing by, and you're in her way, Rat Nest.

[elegant_generosity]

Rat Nest!?

[Takes a moment to calm herself as eyes narrow.]

I see time has done nothing to fix your ugly attitude.

[lobster_tranny]

This dress is flawless. I've been wearing this outfit for years!

No one questions my figure, especially a simple little pony!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Yes, Rat Nest.

And Trixie sees you've done nothing to fix your attitude. Trixie didn't appreciate you and the rest of your lackeys interrupting her show yesterday.

[elegant_generosity]

That dress if hardly flawless and it shows that you've been wearing it for years. What you call a dress is nothing more than an old thread bare pillow case! Why I could produce a better dress in my sleep.

I may be a 'simple little pony' but my figure has more curve to it than your flat shapeless flank.

[elegant_generosity]

Yesterday? Darling it was over a year ago you waltzed into town and humiliated yourself. We had nothing to do with you falling flat on your face.

After all, it was your lies and bragging that brought the Ursa Minor on us. Why if Twilight hadn't been there, Ponyville would no longer exist.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Over a year- What are you talking about? Trixie isn't stupid, it was clearly yesterday.

Trixie was merely inadequately prepared, if she'd been more prepared, she would've defeated it easily!

[gorgonfondness]

Oh, thank you! He is a dear little thing.

This seems like a long shot since worlds are usually so vast, but Miss Mun insists. Do you happen to know Twilight Sparkle?

[elegant_generosity]

Clearly you suffered some sort of hit to the head on your way out of town! As for your 'preparation', then explain how easily dear Twilight defeated the creature with no preparation when you supposedly had dealt with an Ursa Major before.