homeless

[alwaystheman]

Whyyyyy did you bring me out again? I don't like these places you send me to! They're always so... so... freaky! I refuse to budge from this spot! Do you hear me? I'm putting my foot down! No means NO!

... hm? Only to meems? What's a meem? I've never heard of that Pokemon...

Comments

[memory_of_fire]

A meme is sort of like a short version of a game. You're only in a situation as long as the thread lasts.

[alwaystheman]

I don't like the kind of games this one likes to play I always seem to lose.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

[iswingmycaptotheback]

You??!

Yay!

[alwaystheman]

TWERP?!

<3

[iswingmycaptotheback]

It's Ash! What are you doing here?

[alwaystheman]

That's... that's top secret information!

What are YOU doing here?

[iswingmycaptotheback]

I can be here if I want! I was sent somewhere, anyway!

[alwaystheman]

I don't want to be sent anywhere! I want to go home!

[iswingmycaptotheback]

[Okay. That made him feel kinda bad. A little bit. A teeny, tiny bit. An eensy, minuscule... okay yeah.] Oh.

Well! Maybe you'll get lucky. Someday.

[alwaystheman]

Do you really think so?

[iswingmycaptotheback]

[Cheering up James, who would have thought.] Yeah, of course! It's not like your mun can keep you around forever.

[alwaystheman]

[He needs comforting when he's on his lonesome.] Yes! You're right! She has to get bored of me sometime, even as fabulously cool as I am!

omgomg

[theonewithknowledge]

[ DEAL WITH IT, JAMES! ]

Even if you do refuse, your mun will still force you to. I am sure that you yourself knows that very well. [ Giving you a piece of helpful advice. ]

[alwaystheman]

But it's not fair! I feel like a Rattata caught in a cage.

[theonewithknowledge]

Nothing is ever fair. I suggest that you learn how to cope.

[alwaystheman]

But I'm too beautiful to cope!

Jaaaaaaames /reaches for

[nomoretalkofdarkness]

You don't want to go somewhere else? Wouldn't that be better than just hanging around here?

hiiii

[alwaystheman]

At least it's safe here! I'd rather be bored than dead!

[nomoretalkofdarkness]

You'd be dead somewhere else?

[alwaystheman]

No, I'd be dead if I went elsewhere! Have you SEEN some of these places?

[nomoretalkofdarkness]

They don't all look that bad.

[datadog]

[Look, James, a corgi is coming your way!

A meme is a weird little game humans play... Kind of silly honestly, I don't see the point.

Ein barks at James. Shouldn't he know that? He's a human too!]

[alwaystheman]

Oh... hello little fella. You certainly are cute! What kind of Pokemon are you?

[datadog]

[Pokemon? What's that? I'm a Corgi, and you're a human... Right?

He whines a bit, being a little confused about James asked and hoping to get a explanation. He's used to being called cute, though, so he doesn't even bother acknowledging that.]

[alwaystheman]

[No speaky Corgi. :c]

Aw, what's the matter? Are you hungry?