Dusty Muse is Unhappy

[luckycat_thief]

Understatement Mun.

Why am I here now? You know how hard it is to place someone like me in a "game" so you rarely bother trying...and you STILL won't leave me alone. Looking for Tybalt's all well and good too but you haven't thought about him for two years almost.

He can take care of himself and I don't want any lectures on refinement from him anyhow...Look, find something useful to do with your time a go away already. I could be exploring a dungeon somewhere.

Comments

[efurrydayimcatnappin]

Oh wow, a talking cat!

[Pot? Kettle.]

[luckycat_thief]

[Firstly...WTF?! Secoondly, she's not going over how she's not a cat. It gets old.]

And you're not? [Sarcasm.]

[efurrydayimcatnappin]

Tao is Taokaka!

So it doesn't count, silly!

[luckycat_thief]

That logic doesn't work. I tried that because I'm a Meowth.

[efurrydayimcatnappin]

Meow?


....th?

[luckycat_thief]

Yeah, Meowth. A Pokemon that is not a cat.

[efurrydayimcatnappin]

[Tao kneels down and gently tugs on Meowth's face, careful not to actually hurt her.]

You look like a cat to me, meow!

...th!

[luckycat_thief]

That's what they all say. But cats apparently don't lay eggs.

[Will not bite for blatant invasion of space...]

Besides, you do too.

[efurrydayimcatnappin]

But Tao is not a real cat!

Tao is Taokaka and they are not the same!

Although I do realllllly love to have catnaps in the sun...mmm...

[She's getting sleepy just thinking about it!]

[luckycat_thief]

That's my point.

Are you tired or something?

[efurrydayimcatnappin]

[Suddenly not tired anymore! She's bursting with energy, actually.]

Oh, neow I know what you mean!

But you don't look like a kaka!

[luckycat_thief]

So, the point is neither of us are cats and will be called them.

[Like flipping a switch aren't you?]

oops couldn't resist

[theonewithknowledge]

[ AFAKJDSN! A Pokemon is talking. A POKEMON IS. TALKING. Hi, have a shocked Pokemon trainer c: ]

Re: oops couldn't resist

[luckycat_thief]

[She'll take the bait.]

What?

[theonewithknowledge]

[ This Meowth. Talked. Again! Afsdlkn :/

Might as well ask than to be left in the dark... ]

How is it that you are talking?

LOL *late*

[luckycat_thief]

The same way you are. With less faces.

[theonewithknowledge]

[Facesarecool But you, but you.. ]

But you are a Pokemon. Pokemon cannot talk except for some, and when they do, it's through telepathy!

[luckycat_thief]

...Where are you from? Of course Pokemon can talk.

[theonewithknowledge]

[ WHAT. But she's read so many books and knows almost everything about Pokemon.SeewhatIdidthere? Talking Pokemon do not exist... Screw those different worlds thing, it's just impossible! ]

I am from the Sinnoh region, I believe you would have heard of it. And I am positive that Pokemon cannot talk in Sinnoh. [ Still sa crept out talking to a talking Pokemon. ]

[luckycat_thief]

Never heard of Sinnoh. And Pokemon all over the world talk, if they couldn't then how would shopkeepers run their stores?

[Not as weird talking to a human, there were plnty in her last home. So she casually cleans her whiskers.]

[theonewithknowledge]

[ Never heard of Sinnoh? That's new. And shopkeepers.

... ]

Aren't the shopkeepers human?

[luckycat_thief]

No, they're Pokemon.

[alwaystheman]

Meowth...?

[luckycat_thief]

[Sorry, this one is female.]

I'm a Meowth. Why?

[alwaystheman]

Wait a minute, your voice...

...

...

... do you have a cold?

[luckycat_thief]

This is how I always sound...Who are you?

[alwaystheman]

A cold and AMNESIA?! Oh this is awful! He doesn't even remember his dear old pal James!

[luckycat_thief]

...two things. One: I'm a girl. And two: I don't have any human friends.

[alwaystheman]

[A tiny lightbulb goes off!]

Then you're not Meowth at all! Well, not the one I know, anyway.

Did you learn to talk due to a tragic unrequited love, too?

[luckycat_thief]

...No, I learned to talk because all the other Pokemon do and I needed to do it.

[alwaystheman]

[His mind. Blown.]

But... but most Pokemon can't talk!

[luckycat_thief]

[Whhhhyyyyy?]

Pokemon do talk. Some too much. Maybe you don't listen enough.

[alwaystheman]

Listen?! I've had my head in a Pokemon's mouth before! How much closer can you get?

[luckycat_thief]

Apparently not close enough if you didn't know. An explorer especially needs to talk or we can't get work done, which means no pay.

[alwaystheman]

Explorer?

[luckycat_thief]

Yeah.