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[stupidkitty]

Hey, mun. You're not playing me as you usually do. Is something wrong?

[Looks at his mun with puppy eyes, although he's a cat.]

Is it my fault?

[No, it's not...]

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[ex_cherubic461]

[ SHE STARES IN AWE BECAUSE OH GOSH WHAT ARE YOU !! ]

Y-your eyes...! [ so BIG ]

[stupidkitty]

[Turns to face her.]

Hello there! How can I help you?

[ex_cherubic461]

W-what... what are you?

[stupidkitty]

I'm Stimpy! I'm a cat!

[meng_huan_myuu]

Is there any way we can help?

[stupidkitty]

I hope so. My mun's upset about something and he won't say.

[meng_huan_myuu]

...is everything okay with the game?

[stupidkitty]

He says it's fine, but he's also having his own problems about finding a job and getting into a college.

[meng_huan_myuu]

Ah, I see, I see.

Well, he might feel better to know that he's not alone; that dreaded specter called "Real Life" is looming over many of the muns in that game, and many games.

[stupidkitty]

I hope he gets better, so he doesn't have to feel so bad.

[meng_huan_myuu]

Just be a friend to him. That's really all the muns ever really want from us, even when they're jerks who hurt us.

Given that you're Ren's boyfriendbest boyfriend, I figure you know exactly what I mean here.

[stupidkitty]

I will!

[Too bad Ren doesn't want to be friends with him anymore... :(]

[meng_huan_myuu]

[Psychic-type. One who can't NOT hear the surface thoughts. Yeah, she kind of picked those brackets up.]

He does want you as a friend. He's just under a lot of stress. Like your mun. He's been having problems with voices in his head and a bad habit of dying a lot. He might not show it, but you're one of the few things keepin' him together.

[stupidkitty]

How did you know what I was thinking?

[She's also a legendary pokemon. It's not really hard for her to figure out your thought patterns.]

[meng_huan_myuu]

Psychic powers, bro.

[And as a demonstration, a bit of the ol' telepathy.]

[stupidkitty]

[Looks around the voice, but there's no one nearby speaking.]

Wow! You can talk into people's heads too? Joy!

[pectoralmutt]

[Oh hey Stimpy, remember the jerk who disowned you?]

Stimpy, you should know it's always your fault, man.

[stupidkitty]

But I didn't do anything wrong!

[nothitchhiking]

Don't you know, man? It don't matter what you do, they'll do anything to make you suffer!