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[ensemble_darkhorse]

...Seriously? I like shounen as much as the next guy, but I think you need to branch out a bit more.

Yeah, I know exactly why you're doing this, too. Jerk.

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[screwy]

「Why branch out? Shounen is a fabulous genre! Why, maybe instead of trying to branch out, your mun should be trying to get into it more!」

[ensemble_darkhorse]

Don't encourage it. Calling some attacks and maybe a costume would be pretty cool, but I don't wanna end up suplexing aliens after a nuclear war or whatever crazy stuff goes on in these "games" around here.

[screwy]

「But can't you just feel your heart pounding at the thought of suplexing aliens and fighting off hordes of '50s era housewives? We're in the springtime of our youths! Don't you think you should take a little risk? What could possibly go wrong?」

[ensemble_darkhorse]

I dunno, dying maybe? I'm not a freak like you. Shit's dangerous.

[screwy]

「Aww, no need to call me names now. Sure, maybe you could die. But isn't it better to have died trying than to have not tried at all?」

[ensemble_darkhorse]

Man, no thanks. There's way more useful things I could throw my life away for. Or, ideally, do and still live.

[screwy]

「What's the probability that you'll die, anyways? Maybe you'll go to a nice, peaceful game! Think about it: a tranquil life drinking nonquestionable milk or living aboard a spaceship city. Doesn't it sound much better when you put it that way?」

[ensemble_darkhorse]

Still sounds pretty weird, really.

And what the hell is "nonquestionable" milk?! Milk isn't questionable by default, you don't need to specify!

[screwy]

「Oh, did I say that? Must have been a slip of the tongue. I meant wholly questionable milk.」

「But no worries, since it's not like death would be permanent for you anyways.」