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[13hours]

You know what? You can make all the jokes you want about my connection to the Labyrinth and Jareth being a cradle-robber or whatever, but in case you haven't noticed? I'm not my sister, so creepy baby-snatchers aren't really my thing. (Sarah can protest all she wants, she was definitely making sparkly eyes at him during that dance.)

Now I need you to climb back up out of that cesspit you call fanfiction asap, okay? You're starting to freak me out with that creepy little smirk.


Ugh, I'm about to hate my life, aren't I?