On finally being dragged over to dw...

[bunchofbarry]

Hey mun, thanks for transferring me over. For playing a speedster, you're pretty slow.

Don't sweat it kid, I'm just glad to have a chance to stretch my legs a little.

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[worst_mentor]

[Hey. Hey. Have a smiling Ollie.]

Well, look who finally decided to show up.

[bunchofbarry]

[Oh man, oh man, hi Ollie. Barry will resist the urge to look around and make sure no one is gong to swoop in for another make fun of Ollie session.]

Hey, it's better late than never, right?

[worst_mentor]

['Sup, bro? I swear if this turns into another make fun of Ollie session I am quitting the League for real.]

You know? I was gonna say something along the lines of 'you're the fastest man alive and still manage to show up late', but that joke's been beaten to death, right?

[bunchofbarry]

[Waiting to be dragged into cracktastic situations, you? Oh come on, don't be that way.]

If you're really set on making that joke, I can pretend it's still funny. I'm not much of an actor, though...

[worst_mentor]

[Oh, same. I am justified in being the way I am. You guys even have a designated day to jump on me. Not cool, man. NOT COOL.]

No, I'll let it go. It's no fun if the audience is only pretending to find it funny.

[bunchofbarry]

[But it's funny! We didn't mean it, really.]

I guess you don't get to tell a lot of jokes then, huh?

[Hehe, because... because... you have a terrible sense of humor. Said the man who loves puns, but shh.]

DW YOU ARE SO RUDE RIGHT NOW.

[worst_mentor]

[No it's not! Getting a laugh at my expense is never funny.]

Actually, I do. But when Roy's usually your audience, it doesn't always work out.

[My sense of humor is awesome, Mr. Punbelievable.]

[bunchofbarry]

[Well who else will we make fun of? Batman? No thanks...]

...

[WELL NO WONDER ROY NEVER SMILES, GOD OLLIE.]

[And puns are amazing, you shush.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Hi, Flash!

[bunchofbarry]

Hey Robin, staying out of trouble?

[Pfft.]

[hackingyoursensors]

[Hey, he never gets into trouble he can't get out of. Usually.]

Me? Of course. [Okay, he can't really say that with a straight face.]

Are you having any luck finding the other League members?

[bunchofbarry]

Hopefully we'll have a few new members soon. As long as they accept the offer, that is.

[Yep. All new members. Except for his original pick. NOT THAT WE NEED TO GET INTO THAT RIGHT NOW.]

[hackingyoursensors]

I didn't know you guys were recruiting.

[fastaskenyans]

[.........

Omg omgomgomg no his eyes must be playing tricks on him]


U-uncle Barry?

[bunchofbarry]

[Oh, Kid Flash! Well... slightly different looking Kid Flash, but...]

Hey Kid.

[fastaskenyans]

[Did he just pinch himself? Yeah, he did. Hard.]

You're really here.

From an AU where he was a founding member of the Teen Titans.

[arach_nerd]

Like you really have any room to talk Barry.

[bunchofbarry]

Hey, last to arrive or not, I at least make it on time.

[Most...ly?]

OH HAI BARRY. HAVE A GREAT NEPHEW

[thefastestcouchpotato]

Uncle Barry!

Why are you the Falsh again? I thought Dad was the only Flash now. Are you going to stop being retired and go on adventures with me and Irey and Dad?

Where's Aunt Iris? Have you seen Bart anywhere? I miss him!

_{[Jai sometimes gets over excited. And spews information nonstop.]}

OMG JAI <3

[bunchofbarry]

[Oh, well. He doesn't recognize this kid. Awkward.

He smiles anyway, Jai reminds him of someone...]

Hey, hey slow down. I'm Barry, but I'm not the one you know.

[Oh silly different universes...]

yesssss I know there's an Irey somewhere around here toooooo

[thefastestcouchpotato]

...

Oh.

<sub>[A look of disappointment. He wanted family adventures. With everyone. Including Grandpa Jay and Aunt Jesse and Jenni and maybe even Don and Dawn besides the fact that he's never met them,]

I don't think I like alternate universe thingies that much.</sub>

Late to the party but DADDY [kind of]

[sistertwister]

...

Most muns can't keep up.