[Dick Figures on Youtube]

[red_is_a_jerk]

...You know you can't actually use me anywhere, right? Not just because of my lack of background, but the fact that I'm a stick figure. I don't exactly fit in with any other muses... There'd be a problem with food, lack of fingers (despite the fact that I can hold stuff), clothing-

Wait, do I even wear clothes?

...

Oh my God, I'm running around naked! No one told me about this! This whole freakin' time!

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[saito_style]

Believe it or not, there IS somewhere you could go.

[red_is_a_jerk]

...Seriously? Where?

[saito_style]

ink_city. I mean, sure you're trapped in an odd city edged by a deadly forest and an endless ocean, but it's somewhere?

My mun also wants to add that it's somewhere without Red. And that it has a library.

[hivernale]

[... how. Curious.

Hiver will just stand here, looking at you with amused stare as he's trying to figure out how can you come to live. He never saw or read anything about stick figures before!]

[red_is_a_jerk]

...Can I help you?

[Blue is uncomfortable with the intense look, especially sense he just realized that he's, well, naked. Not that anything is visible.]

[hivernale]

[He's still staring, until you decide to speak up.]

Ah, my apologize for staring... I was simply curious.

[Considering whether he should bluntly ask or not for a moment. But he's then reminded that he doesn't really know how to beat around the bush, so:]

Excuse me for asking, but what are you?