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[prothy_the_prothean]

Mun.

I am sure you must be happy with yourself for securing this "user name" for me. I hope you will also be happy to join Shepard's Joker pilot outside the airlock.

Comments

fff XD best journal name

[myfavouritejournalondw]

Relax Javik. It's just a joke.

The renegade in me had to do it 8U

[prothy_the_prothean]

It is a poor joke.

[myfavouritejournalondw]

Bad jokes aren't enough to throw people out of airlocks. If it were, we'd have lost Joker years ago.

[prothy_the_prothean]

His exceptional talent is his only saving grace.

If it were me, I may have thrown him out anyway.

[myfavouritejournalondw]

He's not that bad once you get used to his sense of humour.

[prothy_the_prothean]

There is no place for humor on the battlefield.

Perhaps it is fortunate for him that he is confined to his cockpit.

[myfavouritejournalondw]

He's no solider. But he's the best pilot you'll find in the galaxy. We're all lucky he's in there. Jokes or not.

[prothy_the_prothean]

He wouldn't last five minutes against the Reapers. But, it is as you say. I cannot deny his skill.

fancy seeing you here 8)

[reigninginstars]

Calm down, Javik.

As poor as the joke is, there's no point in getting upset over it.

GEE I WONDER

[prothy_the_prothean]

I am not upset. I am irritated. There is a difference.

[reigninginstars]

If it'll make you feel better, I could have a talk with Joker.

[daisybell]

It's a joke, Prothy. Sheesh.

Couldn't we have picked up the Prothean avatar of humour instead? I mean, if one even existed, which I kind of doubt.

[prothy_the_prothean]

Again, if you insist upon calling me "Prothy", I will be happy to introduce you to the nearest air lock.

[revived_paragon]

It's just a username. [Jesus, Javik.]

[prothy_the_prothean]

It is a poor username. I refuse to acknowledge it.

[He would have maybe preferred something a little more badass, like "reaper_smasher" or something.]

[revived_paragon]

[bitchplz that username is for shepard only and you know it son]

Plenty of the crew have shitty usernames, Javik. You're not the only one.

[prothy_the_prothean]

I have seen many questionable usernames. I suppose I should count myself fortunate that it isn't "shitshitshit".

[Actually that's one of the mun's favorite Joker username on the internet 8U]

[revived_paragon]

That ... is a great username for Joker.

And hey, at least yours is interesting. [As opposed to her bland-as-hell username.]

[prothy_the_prothean]

It is quite fitting.

"Interesting" is not the word I would use to describe it. It is insulting.

[revived_paragon]

It's not insulting, Javik.

[prothy_the_prothean]

Then it is disrespectful.

[revived_paragon]

Okay, okay. I'll give you that.

[majoralenko]

I know you grew up only knowing war, but surely you've got some sorta sense of humor.

...Right?

[prothy_the_prothean]

I know only death and battle. I do not have time for humor.