Event involving age ups at adstringendum. Gods help them.

[bigmaster]

You know how you kinda toggle between being awesome and being a bitch? I have to say you're in an awesome phase right now. I'm a bit surprised that you aren't plotting all kinds of trauma to slip into those ten years, but like hell I'm complaining about it.

By the way, where's the betting pool that you're gonna fall in love with playing me older and try to find some dressing room or other where you can play me from the event constantly?

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[namedforcat]

My, how time flies.

[bigmaster]

No kidding. Seems like just yesterday I had a teenager's body.

You're lucky this is meta, by the way. If I really hadn't seen you for thirteen years, you'd be on your ass by now.

[namedforcat]

Then I am very glad this is meta, you hit hard when you're actually trying.

[bigmaster]

And just imagine, I hit hard the last time you saw me. I'm not stuck in a kid's body anymore and I haven't exactly been slacking in Adstring.

[namedforcat]

Really now, so you've finally found something to tear you away from those Western movies hmm?

[bigmaster]

*This arm punch is only light by URTV standards.*

We aren't all lucky enough to be stuck in a fully functioning city. You're lucky to have a house with electricity in Adstring, let alone a TV.

Besides, a lot of dangerous crap goes on here. Fighting U-TIC was a cakewalk compared to what I have to deal with here.

[namedforcat]

I see. [Now you've gone and made baby brother slightly worried]

I hope you're not getting into too much trouble.

[bigmaster]

Nah, I'm fine. I've got a lot of friends here and most of 'em are pretty damn tough themselves, so I haven't gotten in over my head yet. I can't really use those guns you got me, though. Ammo's hard to come by, so I've had to try something a bit different.

*He hooks a finger under the handle of the very real gunblade on his back and slides it out of the sheath just enough for Gaignun to see the blade.*

[argentimperator]

Perhaps she decided the trauma you inflict on others during those ten years is more than enough.

[Oh hey, look at that, that is almost an actual grin. Apparently Sephiroth has gotten more expressive in ten years.]

[bigmaster]

Hey, don't go giving her ideas. There's a personality mangling event in those ten years. She might make that literal trauma.

[argentimperator]

[Put-upon sigh.] I don't have to give anyone any ideas. My she wants me to have died at least once. That would involve a certain amount of both literal and figurative trauma.

[bigmaster]

Tch, Tou-san's mun almost pulled that too, but went with her other muse instead. As for mine, she thinks it's Ulquiorra she's gonna have died, probably saving one of his friends like she let him avoid during Ekpyrosis.

Tell her if she does it, she'd better find a reason that gives the two of us a chance to slaughter it.

[argentimperator]

[This is the 'headache' face. His mun causes it all too often.] I hate it when they start plotting together.

[bigmaster]

That makes two of us. Let's just hope we can convince them to have the younger us forget about that part of the ten years.

thread jack I suppose. :3

[namedforcat]

[Oh hay, look. It's palette swap time! Brothers are supposed to get all up in each others business.]

I'm sorry you've had to put up with him for so long, but thank you for looking out for him.

Betting pool on Jr. humiliation starts now?

[argentimperator]

[Sephiroth is used to palette swap. He's Albedo's 'brother' too, they're always switching out around him.]

Oh, he's relatively manageable as long as I throw him into the lake on a semi-regular basis.

Of course

[namedforcat]

Really? Now that's a solution I wish I had thought of. Of course, now that he's grown some it would be harder to get the heft.

[argentimperator]

Somewhat more difficult, yes, but still well within my means. My background is somewhat equivalent to that of you three; I'm considerably stronger than any normal human being.

[Jr. is actually two inches taller than Sephiroth now. It doesn't really make much difference except in how he has get his throwing grip.]

It's most entertaining in the winter. I imagine you're aware that he has an impressive vocabulary where vulgarity and profanity is concerned.

[namedforcat]

Well aware of that habit, one of which I have tried to break him of. [Not really, but the exasperation is there.]

He's just lucky he's a bit resistant against getting colds.

[argentimperator]

Unfortunately, soap is sometimes at a premium in the city, so we can't waste it washing his mouth out. [Sephiroth rarely uses such language himself, but he is generally more amused than anything else with Jr's fondness for it.]

Oh, I imagine if he ever did get one, he'd enjoy milking his illness for attention and the chance to be lazy.

[namedforcat]

True, he'd only 'get better' once everyone's patience for his whining ran out.

He's going to set you on fire, Seph :|

[bigmaster]

Goddammit, he wasn't supposed to hear about that!

*Gsadkjghfgsd why little 'brother', why?*

Right, because fire is such a punishment for Sephiroth. e_e

[argentimperator]

Really? Hmm. Oh well.

[Smirk smirk. Because brother, that is why.]

He would freeze you, but he sucks with ice, so....

[bigmaster]

Bastard.

Fail.

[argentimperator]

Isn't that the pot calling the kettle illegitimate? [Eyebrow of DOOOOM.]