The Demon Jeez (
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dear_mun2012-03-29 05:18 pm
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voice testing, probably not doing a good job || Canon is Lo
[A nasty-looking creature in a strangely well-ironed soldier general suit stood against the wall, his lizard-like green feet tapping the floor in an annoyed manner. He wasn't quite amused, form the looks of it.]
So...what? I call you 'mun'? Is that what they call humans these days? Whatever.
[He scoffed, rolling his eyes at the one who is named 'mun'.]
Alright, so what did you summon me for? Money? Power? Loo~ve? [He said the last ward in a rather mocking voice.]
Please tell me it's not because of that. That's not my thing, honey. I think you're better off asking Lo for that shit.
Oh, that's not why you summoned me? Then why did you? ....Voice testing? What in Hell do you mean by that?
So...what? I call you 'mun'? Is that what they call humans these days? Whatever.
[He scoffed, rolling his eyes at the one who is named 'mun'.]
Alright, so what did you summon me for? Money? Power? Loo~ve? [He said the last ward in a rather mocking voice.]
Please tell me it's not because of that. That's not my thing, honey. I think you're better off asking Lo for that shit.
Oh, that's not why you summoned me? Then why did you? ....Voice testing? What in Hell do you mean by that?
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The usual serene smile and casual stance are back in seconds, albeit this time with an undisguised sizing up as he looks him up and down. It's a yakuza habit, picked up from years of needing to be on your toes and wanting everyone to know that you've got them sussed out. Not that he especially cares for confrontation but old habits die hard.]
From what I can gather, it means she wants to get a better grip on your personality. [he's doing the same, so sympathy for this guy's mun] You sound like a genie. Or are you more of a monkey's paw?
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So you're saying she's into me, that she wants to get to know me, hmm? Oh my, I feel quite flattered.
[It scans the human creature up and down, something that labels itself as a 'male human'.]
And what're you supposed to be? One of those smart-ass types? A genie, oh how silly! Would you like me to grant you three wishes?
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[He trails off, head on one side. Ohhh, what's this? That looking up and down... returning the favour, are we? In that case, they might as well make a game of it- he welcomes a challenge and what could be more challenging than trying to mentally take apart someone whose entire species is foreign to him...?
Akagi grins.] That depends. What percentage of my soul do you get for each wish?
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So I'm guessing thats a 'yes' for the smart-ass thing then, I see. You sure are a confident fool. The only reason you're getting away with being eaten is because your little mun-cage is keeping you shielded!
[With a flick of his hand, he summoned a demon rat off in the corner. After squeezing his fist, the rat's head imploded and the body went limp onto the floor. After Jeez's little tantrum, he seemed to have calm down, giving a content sigh.]
I am a demon, known as Jeez. A pleasure to meet you.
[He holds out his hand. His scaly, rotten, demon hand. Mun's advice? Don't shake it.]