Doomed, doomed to forever wander the internet...

[oatmeal_tears]

Dear mundane,

 I see no logic in assigning me this cruel fate. I have duties at Hogwarts just as you have duties at school. Five thousand points from Gryffindor.

...wait what's that? You don't go to Hogwarts? Oh. Very well then. If you need me I'll be over here, trying not to cry. Refrain from bothering me, if you can.

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OATMEAL? ARE YOU CRAZ- [1/2]

[oohthisismyjam]

Hey you know what would be a really great way of not crying?

[2/2]

[oohthisismyjam]

BY THROWING A SUPER-CRAZY-AWESOME-PAR-TAY!

WOO-HOO!

[oatmeal_tears]

[Covering his felty ears now. Girl, what are you up to?]

Wonderful, one of the unicorns got loose and ate the potions again.

[oohthisismyjam]

I'm not a unicorn, I'm an earth pony see?! No horn! [Oh Snape you so silly.]

[oatmeal_tears]

Shouldn't you be in line to the glue factory?

[gumdroppizza]

[Gives a long winded gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp

...

...

Pushes Puppet Snape.]

Bother!

[Giggles happily in delight.]

[oatmeal_tears]

[Oh heavens no not again.]

Please stop and return to your class.