re: her debut thread

[trollvatar]

I can't believe I'm having an argument with this guy over whether or not puppets have feelings.

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[plushaeusrumpified]

hey fuck you.
oh look hey were not at school anymore i can say whatever the fuck i want.
first off youre a murdering bitch.
a psychopathic heartless murdering bitch.
also you have weird boobs.
just saying.
his last words were probably something like.
wow this chick has really hairy legs.
yknow before you fucking murdered him.
murderer.

second off.
what you cant handle me yourself.
you gotta get backup from whoever the fucks here.

[trollvatar]

For the last time I didn't murder him!

-- It. I meant it! Stop confusing me!

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh look its your guilty conscience kicking in again.

[trollvatar]

What guilty conscience? I have nothing to be guilty about!

[plushaeusrumpified]

cut the fucking shit.
we both know it was murder.
youre gonna get eaten by a fucking crocodile if you get any further in denial.
jesus shitting christ just admit it already.

[trollvatar]

I'm not going to admit to anything that I didn't do!

And anyway it was your fault it was there in the first place!

[plushaeusrumpified]

sooooo what are you saying.
you got a fucking time turner and stopped yourself from doing it.
thats the only way youd not have done it.
otherwise you.
committed.
murder.
own the fuck up to it.

yeah maybe so.
but its not my fault he had a hairy leg fetish.
miss hairylegs.
its also not his fault you cant fucking control yourself.
god its like a weird witch version of premature ejaculation.
rubrubrub FLAMES.
oops my bad did i burn you.
you sure fucking did.

[waterbends]

You're arguing about puppet feelings.

[trollvatar]

Yes. Yes I am.

[waterbends]

You really must take after Aang.

[trollvatar]

And I'm guessing that's a good thing?

It's good to see you, Katara. I'm not used to you looking so young!

/threadjack because. Toph.

[beifongfrenzy]

Young?

[beifongfrenzy]

Oh, that's got to be good.

[trollvatar]

You're telling me. It's ridiculous! He absolutely refuses to let go of the subject.

I mean, it's just a puppet!

[beifongfrenzy]

Eeew, puppets are creepy. There's ways of dealing with that.

[trollvatar]

I already gave it a good old fire spell. That's how this whole mess started. He's trying to convince me it was alive or something.

[beifongfrenzy]

Really?! Is he crazy or just an idiot?

Thought about using a little earth bending on him?

[trollvatar]

That's exactly what I said! I called him crazy and delusional and he deducted house points and threatened to ban me from Quidditch for life! I'm not even in game yet! Probably won't be for a while too, depending on how fast my canon updates.

Well I did already get into a bit of a brawl with him.

[beifongfrenzy]

Then you've got a big problem. You have to bide your time with weirdos like that, and then bam! Hit them when they can't get you back.

How'd that go?

[fireshark]

I'd be more surprised if you hadn't gotten into an argument.

[trollvatar]

Hi to you too, Mako.

[fireshark]

Why do you even care about a puppet anyways. We have a match this weekend. You should be practicing.

[Because being a natural and the avatar doesn't mean anything, of course. He's the professional party pooper.]

[trollvatar]

I don't! I'm just trying to get this guy off my back. He keeps insisting I committed murder when it's just a puppet and trying to convince me it had feelings.

[There are more serious matters here, Mako, and that's whether or not puppets have feelings.]

[fireshark]

[There is nothing more serious than training other than his face. Still...]

What is it with you and trouble? Sometimes I think you pull stunts like that on purpose.

[...]

Was it a creepy puppet?

[trollvatar]

It was his fault in the first place. I wouldn't have burned it to ashes if it hadn't started humping my leg!

[Here, Mako.]

Does this look creepy to you?