Possibly somarium / Voice Test

[onemightymistake]

ME? You want me? Really????

Uh, I mean, [Cough cough. Bravado time, Joxer.] of course you want me! After all, what mere mortal could possibly resist the tempting allure of Joxer the Mighty, the greatest hero to ever roam the land! HA HA!

The true master of combat, the ultimate terror to all evil, and, uh, even more handsome than Ares the God of War himself!

And such a catchy theme song too.

Time to be a hero, Mun. I'm ready for action. I won't let you or my friends down.

Comments

OMG JOXER!!!

[cassie_of_troy]

[Cassandra stares at him a moment.]

You're going to be a worldwalker? You?

:D

[onemightymistake]

[Color him offended! Well, only slightly.]

Well of course I am! Who else could possibly be better suited for that kinda job than Joxer the Mighty?

[cassie_of_troy]

...

You're going to die horribly.

[onemightymistake]

Gee, thanks for that vote of confidence. Like I haven't heard that one before.

I'll have you know that I'm the luckiest man I've ever met. You wouldn't believe how many times I've stumbled into dan- er, I mean, fought off hordes of crazed warlords and foiled their evil plans.

[cassie_of_troy]

Within four weeks. Maybe less. You'll die within four weeks.

[onemightymistake]

...That's eerily specific.

[cassie_of_troy]

My name is Cassandra.

[onemightymistake]

[If only Joxer brushed up on his ye olde time Greek mythology. Unfortunately, he has a hard time even keeping the gods straight sometimes.]

Joxer. ['The Mighty' part falls away in his confusion over their previous topic. He's not taking her warning too seriously, but man, way to put a guy off track.] Pleasure to meet ya.

[cassie_of_troy]

No, it's not. I'm a decidedly unpleasant person.

[onemightymistake]

Yeaaaah, alright. Whatever you say, lady. [And in a really badly muttered voice to himself:] Crazy.

[cassie_of_troy]

[She hisses like a cat.]

You want to reduce that four weeks to four minutes?

[onemightymistake]

[Eek! Joxer knows a thing or two about not pissing off women.] Alright, alright!

[Those hands of his flail around a little helplessly.] I take it back!

[cassie_of_troy]

That's better.

Honestly, if you even want a chance at surviving, you'd better learn to listen more and speak less.

you win the internets! :D

[rageunfulfilled]

Well, well, well. What have we here? Long time no see, little noisemaker.

[ She's all too happy to see you, Joxer. Run. ]

NO NO YOU DO 1/3

[onemightymistake]

Noisemaker!! Why I outta-

[onemightymistake]

[-waitwaitwait.

GULP.] C-C-Callisto!? [DAMN, that is one woman who really just can't stay dead, huh?]

3/3

[onemightymistake]

Waitaminute. You really expect me to believe that you're that completely-out-of-her-mind-chick Callisto? Come on, even I'm not that stupid. [Idiot he is, Joxer only comes closer. Smart lad.]

It's Xena trapped in her body again. Right, Xena? You can tell me. Or, well I dunno, maybe Aphrodite playin' one of those tricks of hers. I mean, it could even be a dream for all I know. Am I even really awake right now-...?

\o/ and sorry for the late

[rageunfulfilled]

[ Being dead is boring. Murder and mayhem is so much more fun! Callisto is this close to sneering and doing some harm to the poor fool for those unflattering words - true or not, that was just rude - buuut then she changes her mind. She can play along, at least a little. She tilts her head and tries not to grin too widely. Yes, do come closer, said spider to the fly. ]

There's no fooling you, is there? I always knew you were good for something. [ Like being a bait. Ahem. She smothers another deranged grin. ] You're right, it could be a dream. Maybe I should... pinch you to make sure?

[nolongerhollow]

Hang on, my mun is squealing and flailing like someone poured spiders down her back.

[onemightymistake]

EUUGH! I hate spiders! Makes me itchy all over just thinking about it!

[nolongerhollow]

Well, I did not know how else to describe that squealing noise. You are famed in Greece, then? I am Vladislaus, descendant of the Huns.