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HARBINGER ([personal profile] dont_fear_the) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-03-28 11:55 pm
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re: Joker's plan to stop the Reapers

HUMAN. EMOTIONS ARE A WEAKNESS, NOT A STRENGTH. YOU WILL LEARN THIS WHEN THE LAST OF YOUR SPECIES BURNS TO ASH.

SHEPARD'S PILOT IS A FOOL. WE WILL NEVER BE SWAYED BY SUCH IDIOCY.

THIS CONCEPT OF "WUV" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US.

[midway through ME3, no spoilers please!]
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shitshitshit: (not too bad)

[personal profile] shitshitshit 2012-03-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
See? Told you, Commander. It's working already.
dont_fear_the: (I SENSE YOUR WEAKNESS.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR HUMOR IS DESIGNED TO MASK YOUR FEAR.

YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM US, HUMAN.
shitshitshit: (whatever you say)

[personal profile] shitshitshit 2012-03-29 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
No offense and all, but it kind of feels like you're trying a liiiittle too hard.

I'd lose the capslock, and maybe don't talk about fear so much.

[And he can only afford to be a smart-ass because he has the utmost faith that the Commander won't let Harbinger hurt any of her crew. Which may or may not be dead wrong. Whoops.]
dont_fear_the: (THE FLESH IS A MACHINE.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR FALSE CONFIDENCE IS AMUSING TO US.

ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN.
thegreyhound: (Default)

[personal profile] thegreyhound 2012-03-29 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Twitch. Twitch.]

...
dont_fear_the: (YOU WILL KNOW PAIN.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
SHEPARD.

WE REGRET ALLOWING YOUR PILOT TO ESCAPE WHEN OUR TOOLS TOOK YOUR CREW.

THIS MISTAKE WILL NOT BE MADE AGAIN.
thegreyhound: (curse the reaper)

Ironic icon keywords go!

[personal profile] thegreyhound 2012-03-29 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Leave Joker and the Normandy alone.

[Only warning. And then she'll break out the Widow and we'll see how talkative you are without a head.]
dont_fear_the: (AND NOW YOU STAND ALONE.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
A COMMAND? A PLEA? A THREAT?

ALL USELESS. ALL IRRELEVANT. HE WILL DIE. YOUR SHIP WILL BE BROKEN. ALL THAT YOU LOVE WILL BURN.

WE WILL SAVE YOU FOR LAST, SHEPARD, SO YOU MAY WITNESS IT ALL.
thegreyhound: (this dog has teeth)

[personal profile] thegreyhound 2012-03-29 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
You so much as breathe in Joker's general direction, and I'll hunt you down and burn you to ashes. That's a promise. You've failed in every attempt you've made to kill me. Don't push your luck.

[Hands off the crew, Harbinger.]
dont_fear_the: (YOU HAVE CHANGED NOTHING.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Shep, but you're gonna need to grind your Renegade score before you pass this Intimidate check.]

YOU ARE PROTECTIVE OF THE PILOT. HIS DEATH WILL WOUND YOU ALL THE MORE FOR IT.

LUCK DOES NOT EXIST. OUR VICTORY IS INEVITABLE.

WE HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FIGHT, SHEPARD.
thegreyhound: (survivor shame)

[personal profile] thegreyhound 2012-03-29 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn it! Okay, time to work that Paragon meter for all it's worth.]

And neither have we. We've lost a lot. I'll be the first to admit that. But we'll find a way to carry on.

And if you think Joker or I are going to give up, you've sorely underestimated organic life.
dont_fear_the: (THE FLESH IS A MACHINE.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
YOURS IS NOT THE FIRST CIVILIZATION TO DEFY US. IT WILL NOT BE THE LAST.

ORGANIC LIFE IS AN ABERRATION ON THE UNIVERSE. IT MUST BE QUELLED.
reigninginstars: (Shepard does not approve.)

[personal profile] reigninginstars 2012-03-29 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Still trying with the threats, I see.

Sorry, but it's still not working.

[He's the best damn helmsman.]

Oh, and, Joker's far from that. A jackass at times, yes, but not a fool.

[Sorry, Joker. No offense.]
dont_fear_the: (WE ARE THE END.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
WE DO NOT MAKE THREATS. WE SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE ALL FOOLS FOR OPPOSING US. ACCEPT YOUR DESTRUCTION AS INEVITABLE.
reigninginstars: (GUUUUUUURL I will smack you.)

[personal profile] reigninginstars 2012-03-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
We are not going to just lay down and allow you to wipe out our existence.

We will fight back.

[There's a pause before she continues,]

And we will find a way to stop you.

dont_fear_the: (YOU WILL KNOW PAIN.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU SPEAK OF HOPE.

WE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS EMOTION. HOW IT MOTIVATES ORGANICS TO STRUGGLE, RATHER THAN ACCEPT THEIR FATE. IT SERVES NO PURPOSE BUT TO DELAY THE INEVITABLE. THIS IS... INEFFICIENT.

FURTHER PROOF OF THE INSTABILITY OF ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE. THE GALAXY MUST BE CLEANSED OF SUCH ERRONEOUS BEHAVIOR.
reigninginstars: (Shepard disapproves.)

[personal profile] reigninginstars 2012-03-29 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not your choice to wipe out entire species.

We should be able to chose our own fate.

[And that's why she's going to stop you. B|]
dont_fear_the: (Default)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A CONTRADICTION IN YOUR LOGIC, SHEPARD. YOU HAVE KILLED MANY AGAINST THEIR WILL IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE YOUR AIMS.

IT IS OUR CHOICE. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR CHOICE. OUR PERCEPTION OF THE UNIVERSE IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. WE ALONE HOLD AUTHORITY OVER THE GALAXY.

THE CROP DOES NOT DECIDE WHETHER IT GETS TO BE HARVESTED, SHEPARD. YOUR SPECIES IS NO EXCEPTION TO THIS LAW.
dont_fear_the: (THE FLESH IS A MACHINE.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU APPEAR TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT WE DO NOT FEEL FEAR, SHEPARD.

YOUR ANGER IS USELESS.
myfavouritejournalondw: (Just a little nuts)

[personal profile] myfavouritejournalondw 2012-03-29 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
......

And here I'd thought I'd seen everything.
dont_fear_the: (LEAVE THE DEAD WHERE THEY FALL.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-29 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR TIME IN THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN BUT THE MEREST FRACTION OF A MOMENT, SHEPARD.

YOU HAVE SEEN LESS THAN .000000000000000000000000000000001% OF OUR COLLECTIVE MEMORY.
majoralenko: (Default)

[personal profile] majoralenko 2012-03-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Soo strange to hear a Reaper saying "wuv."
dont_fear_the: (THE FLESH IS A MACHINE.)

[personal profile] dont_fear_the 2012-03-30 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
THE TERM IS A HUMAN INVENTION.

YOU HAVE NO ONE BUT YOURSELVES TO BLAME.
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