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[cho_business]

You want to send me to a place that's got tons of crime, is run by Satan and has an Iron Man but no Superman. 

[Yeah.]

And Jane's there.

[Mhmm]

.....

[Well?]

Okay.

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[thetruthismine]

[hay boo :3 ]

Well there's Spider-Man...

[that makes up for Supes right]

[cho_business]

[/glomps]

From the movies or the comics?

[Depends.]

[thetruthismine]

[jane accepts this glomping heartily ;;]

It's not Tobey McGuire.

[because EW.]

[cho_business]

[Good, cause you get it daily from here on in <3]

So, it's the other movie guy.

[Which might be worse according to Cho.]

[thetruthismine]

[he needs it. ;; ]

Not exactly.

[which isn't an answer. Hee!]

[cho_business]

[Cho love is the best love.]

There isn't any other guys that play Spiderman.

[Finds the page where he left off in his book]

unless i screwed up

[thetruthismine]

[it is.]

He's from the comics.












It's good to see you, Cho.

[;;]

Re: unless i screwed up

[cho_business]

Nice.

[Looks up at him

...]

You, too.

[Looks down at his book.]

Are you going to tell me what to expect?

[thetruthismine]

[That was practically the Cho equivalent of running on a beach to hug him.]

Not that you'd believe it offhand, but dragons. All sizes. I have one.

[Actually, Cho could probably believe that if dragons were real, Jane would be the one to end up with a creature for himself.]

[cho_business]

[You know him so well!]

Dragons. Did someone hit you with a baseball again?

[If he believed it offhand, then he'd guess that Jane had one of the big ones. And sings it to sleep.]

[thetruthismine]

[that's his bff! Of course he does!]

Like I said, it's really something you have to see first. I was skeptical until I ventured down to the beach where mama was guarding her hatchlings. No nonsense, mama dragons.

[Jane has a small one, and his getting hit with a baseball was the first time he'd ended up in Bete Noire.]

[greatevillaugh]

Wow, that sounds so cool! Besides, you have to like a guy who builds his own tech more than someone who just happens to have powers, even if Iron Man would be cooler as a villain.

[cho_business]

Are you putting Superman down?

[:|]

[greatevillaugh]

And what if I am?

[cho_business]

I'd ask why.

[greatevillaugh]

Well, for one thing, I'm not big on the whole perfect good guy thing. In fact, I'm not big on the good guy thing period. On top of that, he's just a big, musclebound guy who was born with his powers. He didn't have to sell his soul for them, or spend hours designing a suit, or work hard at all to get them. He's lame, his powers are boring, and...well, I'm evil, so all that truth and justice doesn't really have much appeal.

[cho_business]

Good thing you're entitled to your own opinion.

[greatevillaugh]

So...does your game have a Doctor Doom? Because I've always wanted to meet him.

[cho_business]

[No.]

I don't know, I'm not there yet. Who is he?

[greatevillaugh]

He's a super villain, and one of the most amazing ones ever. He's the enemy of the Fantastic Four, and he makes these Doom Bots that he can use as duplicates of himself or whatever he needs them for, and he's the ruler of Latveria.

[cho_business]

You sound envious. Are you?

[greatevillaugh]

Of course not. I've made robot duplicates of myself before...although maybe I'm a little envious that his Doom Bots never turn on him, and I would like to rule my own country. It's not really so much envy as sheer awe, though.

[cho_business]

Maybe he teaches classes.

[You'd never know it, but Cho is wholly amused by you, little evil dude]

[greatevillaugh]

Yeah! Or maybe he's willing to hire an assistant! [Jack sounds delighted at this prospect, and is completely oblivious to any amusement on Cho's part.]

I couldn't resist

[behold_your_doom]

Heh, is that right?

Re: I couldn't resist

[greatevillaugh]

With those doom bots and the way evil just exudes from him and everything he does? Yeah! He's exactly what I want to be like when I grow up!

[behold_your_doom]

[Color him amused.]

Those are rather large shoes you're reaching for, kid.

[greatevillaugh]

Yeah, but I can do it. I've already made some robot duplicates of myself...only I keep making their personalities a little too much like mine, and it causes some problems. And then I have regular Jack Bots, which look like machines and they can do different things, like fight and serve drinks. And I wouldn't be happy with just ruling Latveria, either. I'd want the whole world.

[behold_your_doom]

I can assure you that Doctor Doom is not satisfied with just ruling Latveria. But it is a start.

[greatevillaugh]

Of course. And we all need to start somewhere, right?

[behold_your_doom]

That's exactly right.

[greatevillaugh]

So...let me guess, are you Doom? I thought he was supposed to have a scarred up face.

[behold_your_doom]

[Ugh don't remind him, that was horrible. B| Stupid Reed and his fucking bright ideas.]

I am...and I did until very recently that is.

[greatevillaugh]

Oh, wow! Whoever fixed your face, they did an amazing job! So do you have any job openings? Like...for an assistant, or something?

oh god Jack! <33

[behold_your_doom]

No one was more surprised than myself. [Exposure to the Silver Surfer, who knew?] Perhaps, good help is hard to find. How reliable are you though?

This is his best idea ever!

[greatevillaugh]

Very reliable! [...no he's not.] And I'm great with robots! [That he actually is.]

lol!

[behold_your_doom]

We might be able to come to an arrangement.

:P

[greatevillaugh]

Great! My schedule's totally open, by the way, so whatever hours you want me to work, I'm good.

[behold_your_doom]

Iron Man is overrated.

[cho_business]

I wouldn't know. Never met him.

[behold_your_doom]

Then you're fortunate.

[cho_business]

Maybe. Who are you?

[behold_your_doom]

Victor von Doom and you are?

[cho_business]

Ominous. [Since we're playing secret name games here] They call me Ernie.

[behold_your_doom]

Some would agree with that. [Should we call Jane, Bert then? :3] Really? How tragic. [Not really, he's just being an asshole now.]

[thetruthismine]

[No because Rigsby is Bert.]