Absolutely NOT looking for a Hakuba for vatheon

[theinfamous1412]

Dear Mun,

No. Hakuba Saguru would not be 'an awesome addition to the train wreck' that is my CR with the current cast.

Kindly remove the thought from your head. However, if you would like to pursue the idea of enabling that delightful gentleman thief you may feel free to do so.

♥

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Two years ago or so there was a huge explosion of them. It was awesome.

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

At least until they get to know you, you do. [Really Hakuba, you're one to talk. What happened to all of your sudden popularity when you first transferred?]

Can you? I wonder.

It's not as if Mun-san has a terrible berth of experience in regards to working with me. She claims that her mind tends to operate a bit more like yours, truth be told.

Still, she has tabs open on her screen for both games, so there's a good chance that her willpower is failing on both accounts.

I-I bet o_o

[theinfamous1412]

That's exactly why I'm good with the ladies, Detective. I'm Mysterious.

And how differently do I minds operate, I wonder? You solve your boredom with cases and I solve mine with-well, I think we both know how I deal with boredom. Although, I certainly have you beat in the social kills department.

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

So you pride yourself on the superficial veneer then, do you? Strange for a thief that never keeps anything he steals.

Are you saying then, Kuroba-kun, that deep down, you and I really aren't all that different after all? I do believe this is what Aoko-kun would refer to as a "breakthrough".

[theinfamous1412]

I prefer to admire my fans from a distance, thank you.

I believe we decided it was 'Kid-san.' [ Watch as he ignores that question all together ]

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

A pity you don't seem to feel the same way about your critics.


I hardly recall agreeing to anything. Temporarily pacifying you?

Perhaps.

[theinfamous1412]

What can I say? I like a challenge. As do you, we're really not such a bad team-or we wouldn't be if you learned that stalking people is a poor way to gain their trust.

...There's a word for people like you, Pompous.

DO ALL OF THE BROKEN KEYWORDS

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Was the information I gave to Kuroba-kun not useful to you in deal with Chat Noir then, Kid-san?

And I have found that with my father's position as it were if I do not behave in a certain manner I fail to be taken seriously by adults. If that results in my coming across as pompous to you, than so be it.

/p-pats... I need more Kid icons

[theinfamous1412]

I'm afraid I've disappointed you, detective, but I don't know Kuroba. And therefore never received information from him.

[ Wow. Now he kind of he feels like a jerk. Only kind of though. Thanks for that. ]

Surely your accomplishments speak for themselves, detective. There are people that take you seriously enough.

don't we all

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Try thinking a bit broader, Kid-san. You don't necessarily have to know Kuroba-kun to get the information from him. And perhaps claiming as such will come in handy for you some time in the future.

[When his own father laughs at him in his very first introduction to the Ekoda police force, it's difficult not to have a complex, okay.]

Surely you know that the world does not work in such a neat and tidy manner as that, thief.

[theinfamous1412]

No, but unfortunately I have a very busy schedule and seldom get the opportunity to listen in on Kuroba's conversations- He doesn't stay in one place very long, or should I just plant a bug on him?

But of course, detective. How could I not?

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Why go to all the trouble-- just borrow one of mine.

[Joking. He's joking, I swear.]

[theinfamous1412]

[ Note to self. Check all the things he owns for bugs. ]

....I make it a habit not to borrow things from detectives.

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[As if Hakuba would be so obvious as that.]

Really? I'm sure my family has a few things in our collection that might catch your interest.

[theinfamous1412]

[ H-he just has to make sure now. ]

Stealing from a detective is different than borrowing something, now isn't it?

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Considering you would more than likely wind up giving it back in the end? No, not really.

[theinfamous1412]

Taking something without permission, despite the intention to give it back is still classified as stealing, at least, in the eyes of the law. Isn't that right, detective?

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

The law is not always completely infallible.

[theinfamous1412]

You think I'd get off with a light sentence, if I were to be caught?

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

I think if you're depending on Nakamori-keibu or me to catch you, you'll be waiting for a very long time.

And if you ever get sloppy enough to be caught by anybody else then you deserve the worst sentence possible.

[theinfamous1412]

As if anyone could catch this Kaitou Kid.

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Just make sure it isn't a bullet that does the job, either, Kid.

[theinfamous1412]

I'm more than capable of looking out for myself, Detective. Though I thank you for your concern.

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

I'll believe that when I see it.

...
Coincidentally, is it just gems you're cycling through these days?

[theinfamous1412]

I will neither confirm nor deny any assessments you make about me or my habits.

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Genuinely rolling his eyes now.]

When's the last time you've seen me at a heist, Kid? Do you really think any of this mysterious phantom bullshit is necessary with me?