Protesting his mun's allegations

[seeyouagain]

H-hey! That's ridiculous...!! I don't feel that way about George aniki at all! You really need to stop looking at things with that twisted point of view. It's not weird to admire him! He's a really accomplished and respectable guy. All of us look up to him. He's a voice of reason; smart, intellectual, and kind. And on top of that, with the way he handles Maria-chan and his tenderness with Shannon-chan, I bet he'll make a really great father. Is it any wonder I have confidence in him?

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.......Stop laughing!

Comments

[intellectualrapist]

Seriously...? I thought he was more of a show-off. But how you're talking makes it easy to reason to 'that' conclusion, okay? Well, I don't have any interest in stories that feature romance...

[seeyouagain]

[Sup Erika, he still doesn't know you.]

I don't really get how you could come to that conclusion at all. Is this some kind of power to warp words that only girls possess?

[intellectualrapist]

[Or maybe he did and forgot.]

If you want to look at it from a certain angle, girls are more open to that sort of reasoning, you see? I'm just thinking objectively. People can and will find romance in any bond.

[Love is gross though. Moving on. She kayne shrugs.] George-san is pretty devoted to Shannon anyway. If you use that favourite move of yours, any relationship between you two wouldn't happen anyway.

[seeyouagain]

[Like Battler would ever forget anything!!! ....]

It's not like I object to her weird hobbies, but is it really necessary to try to apply that faulty logic to everything? Of course George aniki and I aren't like that.

[He crosses his arms.] But I could repeat it in red and she wouldn't even listen.

[intellectualrapist]

[Battler knows faulty logic from experience.] Ah, you should know well that red words can still hide something. Getting into a debate on romantic pairings would be a waste of time and an insult to my abilities, though.

But while saying this is a horrible cliche begging to be answered, ...it could be worse, right?

[seeyouagain]

[This isn't about logic! Wait, wrong fandom, wrong redhead.]

Yeah, yeah I guess. I mean... [...No really mun? Really?] ...Like hell that would happen!

[Why his life.]

Come on, it's not like you don't have troubles too, right?

[intellectualrapist]

[...Giggling because your life ahaha yes it pleases her.]

Hm...? Oh, that pairing? Even a third rate detective could look at our fighting game and see the truth.

[Meaning even your sister ships it, Battler, just accept it.

And a beat. Ignore that question or not? Ugh.]

...As for myself, I'm obviously pretty trouble-free. Even if your mun may imply otherwise, I'm not interested in him at all, so don't believe her.

[seeyouagain]

[No, fuck you Erika.]

I refuse to talk about this.

[HE REFUSES. REFUSES. He will point and shout if necessary. Don't make him pull out the big guns.]

Oh don't be so shy. From what I hear, you've got some pretty interesting love woes of your own. More legitimate then random speculation about my love life, at that.

[voyeur]

Is there something about that voice of yours that means it can only work for stupid beasts? Hey, we can throw away this fragment, right? It's looking really worthless.

[minmax]

Ne ne, Iza-nii, this is a pattern right? You really like his voice after all, huh? Karisawa-san is right! I bet you go all 'iyaa~an iyaa~an Daisuke Ono-sama' when no one is looking!

[Where did she come from. What's going on. Why is this so meta.]

[seeyouagain]

[What the hell is going on here? Why is there incest in his post? Why wasn't he invited? Are we getting meta in here?!]

Don't make me laugh. If we're talking worthless, isn't your inability to stick to the topic even more worthless?

[voyeur]

Don't bring your bad fanfic up to me. If that's how you want to talk about it, then you have to accept all the truths of the meta world, and that would mean accepting that I was sent here by the players.

[voyeur]

So you want to talk about your disturbing obsession with one of your cousins? Sorry, sorry. I didn't realize that this version was also that stupid.

[minmax]

Then you have to accept the truth that your voice and Shizuo-san--I should say Battler-san, right?--anyway, your voices are coupled for a lot of racy things! Your moe moe moaning voice is especially a hit! It's not fanfic, it's canon! Since this is meta, you can't reject the truth!

Or do you want to scream it's useless and cry under a table? That isn't your role, though~

[voyeur]

In that case, aren't you also accepting that in only one world in a hundred, you and Kururi's voice are together? To put it another way, are you going to accept the knowledge that in ninety nine out of a hundred worlds, you are totally, totally alone?

[intellectualrapist]

[Are the big guns actually small bombs--

Erika is giving him a Look. Do you really want to go into her love life. Do you?]

No, no, you misunderstand, Battler-san. I'm not really a shy type at all. But none of my relationships are worth discussing in this conversation.

[But then again he might not get that, so.] ...I'll be generous and say people have the wrong idea just because my new Master is more affectionate.

[seeyouagain]

It's a better topic than you projecting your weird fantasies on me. Sorry, but I have enough witches around. If you want to play with me, you're really going to have to wait your turn, right?

[seeyouagain]

[Small bombs is an awesome theory.]

That's not all, right? Isn't a love triangle more suited to a romance novel than a murder mystery? Unless it's the cause for the murder. So your relationships are still of pertinent interest, in that case.

[Oh Battler, the things you say.]

[minmax]

[Wow you are seriously the worst brother ever. She'd troll back but even in metaland that hits below the belt.]

You suck! I really hate you, Iza-nii. Why can't you just die?

[equipoises]

...Is that supposed to be a joke? [Probably going to scold him again for getting off track, right?]

That type of ship is too bland. You're good as friends but your personality type needs someone antagonistic to work.

[seeyouagain]

You too?

[What's with everyone's interest in his love life? It can't possibly have any relevance in canon!!!!!!]

It's not like a mind that kind of relationship, but why jump to that first?

[intellectualrapist]

'A love triangle'? You watch too many tv dramas, Battler-san. Romance novels have nothing on even the bottom barrel detective stories but this one would be especially bad. There's no conflict between me and either of the two. ...Well, nothing romance related anyway. Ah, but I guess it could end with death but it wouldn't be much of a mystery. How boring.

[equipoises]

[Hey people like gossip.]

...Well, it's pretty simple. You're too dense to notice someone's interest in you and you get distracted too easily. That kind of thick skull might be good since it means you bounce back fast but in a relationship, it would be 'game over.' So someone who pushes you a lot and manages to keep your attention is probably the only way to go.

[voyeur]

Sorry, but that seems like a pretty idea to me. Done trying to play that game now?

[voyeur]

I'd like it a lot better if I didn't have to hear your voice ever again. Roll over and die, all right?