On prospective PJRPs.

[dr_pretty_boy]

You can't be nervous.

Why?

Because I'm nervous, that's why! What if he was just yanking our chain? What if I get all excited and just end up twiddling my thumbs and getting sympathetic looks from the wait staff. Yeah, sure, it's better then getting ambushed and beaten to a pulp before being left to be humiliated, but only by a little.

I say we just...wait. See if he even shows up before either of us are allowed to get nervous.

Also, what do you mean you 'wish they'd gone into more detail' about my drug addiction?!? It's a drug addiction. I'm sure your twisted excuse of a mental process can fill in the blanks easily enough.

...you know, I've helped catch a lot of unsubs that thought a lot like you do. Think about that for a minute.

Comments

Hello again :P

[cheese_for_everyone]

Yes but your mundane has the unique advantage of believing you're fictional.

Hi hi! You make Reid wibble. XD

[dr_pretty_boy]

And yet she's just as nervous as I am.

[cheese_for_everyone]

That might be a sign you're the relatable. Or that she is feeling your feelings OR you're feeling her's.

[dr_pretty_boy]

Or it means she's just as used to getting blown off as I am.

...are you stalking me, or do you just find some sort of sick amusement out of making my skin crawl?

[cheese_for_everyone]

A little of both.

I'm also here for a purpose but no need to get to that. You will figure it out sometime.

[dr_pretty_boy]

Or a mutual emotion. One does not necessarily mean the other.

A purpose? Interesting. So, are you going to let me in on the secrete any time soon?

[Because, by the way, it's really freaking hard to profile a fictional character when the mun doesn't know the source material. Fml]

[cheese_for_everyone]

Do you have a list of mental diseases?

[dr_pretty_boy]

[Brow perk]

As in, do I actually have them myself and this is an attempt at an insult, or do I have an actual list of mental disorders?

[cheese_for_everyone]

An actual list.

[dr_pretty_boy]

Which do you have in mind? I can name several; Anorexia Nervosa, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Posttraumatic Stress Disorder, Hypersomnia, Alzheimer's, and Cyclothymic Disorder just to name a few. Why?

[cheese_for_everyone]

I'm putting something in perspective. I have been Sheogorath for a few thousand years at least and depending on my mood I could have one of any of those diseases.

[baufatherfigure]

[Hotch just raises an eyebrow for a moment. Unblinking.]

Nervous? About what? [He's not nervous. Not at all. Hoo lordy. Hi, Reid. VACATION'S DONE. WOO.]

[dr_pretty_boy]

With this mun?

Most everything.

[Unamused Reid looks a million times happier to see you, Hotch. Also, his mun is scared to death of failing. That never helps.]

[baufatherfigure]

Is there anything I can do to reassert your mun's confidence?

[Well that's a good thing. Hotch is pretty happy seeing Reid again himself. And don't worry: this mun is constantly scared of failing too. Scared Muns Anonymous sounds appropriate right now, doesn't it?]

[dr_pretty_boy]

I'm not sure. She's kinda stubborn about this.

But it is good that your back. It's been...quiet.

[Anonymous ftw? Mun may also be hoping she hasn't missed Hotch-mun entirely...]

[baufatherfigure]

[Awww. Hotch-mun feels the love like whoa. Hugs for the mun!]

Quiet can sometimes be a good or a bad thing. Has your mun been plotting?

[dr_pretty_boy]

[Hugs! Hugs were had by all! And this is Reid, being awkward.]

'Plotting' is a word for it. She has at least three ideas all running at once at any point in time.

How was your vacation?

[baufatherfigure]

Not too bad, actually. Cleaned out some cobwebs in Mun's brain and such. Had a nice time basically being... a dormant muse. That's kind of sad, I know, but... it was just nice.

[Three plots? Oh lord.]

[dr_pretty_boy]

Cleaning out cobwebs is always a good thing to do every now and then.

[Yes, three. One of which involves Hotch being an anti-hero. Another one involving werewolves. Stupid crap. He is not amused.]

[baufatherfigure]

[Anti-hero? Almost sounds like his little "on the run" crap he's going through like whoa.]

It is. And honestly, it helped my mun a great deal as well. Even if it was only four days of sitting and playing Pokemon SoulSilver.

[He's too familiar with Pokemon. Way too familiar.]

[dr_pretty_boy]

[A little. It's based on a fic his mun read. She'd be willing to share...

Also, the image of Aaron playing Pokemon might coax a laugh from the younger man.]

I never would have guessed you to be a video game man, Hotch...

[baufatherfigure]

[Mun would love to see! She takes joy of making AUs from fan fiction.

Plus it gets a small smile out of Hotch. Don't tell anyone, but Mun made him out to be a slight gamer. Don't get him into Final Fantasy, though. He can do that for hours. And some others. Oops.]

After spending time with Jack for a little while... figured it'd be something to bond with him over. Needless to say, Portal gives me headaches, but playing Spyro the Dragon from the old days is pretty fun. Enough to not want to rip your hair out.

[dr_pretty_boy]

[Well, so does this mun. She thoroughly enjoys AUs. Here ya go! http://archiveofourown.org/works/112615?view_adult=true

Spencer is just going to return that smile with one of his own. He likes it when Hotch talks about Jack. It's a part of the older man's life he hardly ever gets to see...

..and he wanted to. True, he was awkward as anything with children, but that was mostly because he never got to spend time with them.]

I never played any of them. Mom didn't even like me watching tv, let alone playing a video game.

2/2

[dr_pretty_boy]

You'll have to teach me sometime. [Because Reid would love Pokemon.

Also, this mun has to go to sleep now, but she'll be back in a few hours. Maybe the boys could do something other then flirt at each other then? I'm game if you are.]

[baufatherfigure]

I will. [Small little smile. And this mun is game if you are. Definitely. As Mun scuttles off to produce this:

http://sixwordstories.dreamwidth.org/66246580.html

Dinner. Coffee. Date if you want as Hotch fumbles about with his feelings and such. Hah. How about that.] And I have a feeling you'll very much enjoy it.