Once it opens, paperkey

[leafonthewind]

So you went with the most depressing username you could think of? That's not very up! I'm a very up person!

Except it is kind of my catchphrase.

Still, you couldn't have come up with anything else?

mineisanevillaugh? No?

just_the_pilot? No?

And where's my wife?

Comments

[leafonthewind]

Who names their villa that?

[greatest_monster]

Eccentric macrobillionaires who enjoy correcting guests' pronunciation.

[The Master's tone says 'obviously.']

Wife gone missing?

[leafonthewind]

Eccentric macrobillionaires. Of course. Who else?

[Wash is clearly used to accepting the weirdness of the 'verse.]

I think I'm the one who's gone missing this time, actually. Although she does tend to do that from time to time.

[greatest_monster]

Better than one who kills you.

Though I did kill her back.

[Stated offhandedly. Turnabout is fair play!]

Where are you going, then, errant husband? The writer tells me she's not 'in the know' about the RP scene in this corner of the 'net.

[leafonthewind]

Uh -

Generally if someone is trying to kill me I'll try to kill them back.

[What, that just isn't right.]

Apparently I've been rescued from certain death by a debatably benevolent higher power and am on my way to some place with flying magic baskets. Which, I'm okay with the not-death part of it but the magic thing? Kind of weirds me out.

[greatest_monster]

See? I was fully within my rights.

[She shot him, then resurrected him to try to make it up to him. He wasn't having any, and killed her. Oops. Well, he was never really the marrying sort, anyway.]

. . . Flying magic baskets.

[leafonthewind]

With wings. And little canopies to keep the rain off - I think something must have gone funny in the terraforming for this planet because it rains a lot.

[Yes, he is totally as weirded out about this as you are.]

[greatest_monster]

That debatedly benevolent higher power you mentioned. How is it on sobriety?

[. . . Was it high when creating this planet?]

[leafonthewind]

You know, Nenya might be a fun drunk. Giggly, but fun. But I don't want to see the rest of them inebriated - cai bu shi. 1


1. No way

[greatest_monster]

Nenya? You've met your new gods personally?

[He likes gods you can meet personally. It means there's the chance he can kill them and take their place :D]

[leafonthewind]

Sure! I get the feeling they're the personable type. Well, Nenya is. Feyorel seems like his deepest desire is to poke us all with sticks until he figures out how we work, Quern's like if someone gave a bored ten-year-old somewhat-omnipotent powers and Soralis rivals the captain in the frowny-face department. And those are just the ones I've met.